Skip to main content

hobosexual

Someone that likes to get sexual with hobos. This event usually takes place in the hobo's house. (AKA a cardboard box.)
1. Lindsay K is a total hobosexual.
2. That guy looks like a total hobosexual!
by Hobobobo January 20, 2008
mugGet the hobosexual mug.

the hobo yodles at dawn

He does yodle at dawn...but he dozes at dusk.
Uuuuuuuuummmmmmmmmmmm........yeah!
by person yo-yo June 28, 2003
mugGet the the hobo yodles at dawn mug.

hobosexual

Men who date homeless women thinking they will have easy love for giving them food and shelter. The women usually leave the relationship when they find the man is flaky.
<friend1> Why is your your brother always dating those scummy women?
<friend2> He's a hobosexual.
by Mark Shackelford June 12, 2007
mugGet the hobosexual mug.

hobosexual

a human that is a hobo, and/or resembles one
That hobosexual grows nice apples.
by Michael Bordelon September 30, 2008
mugGet the hobosexual mug.

hairy hobo

noun+adjective.
a hairy hobo is a homeless person who cant afford a cheap and nasty little shaver and is covered in hair. remember never go near a hairy hobo you will die of the smell it smells like 2 year old pieace of dog crap.
kick that gay hairy hobo until he nearly dies then throw him out of a helicopter (if you want to touch something so bad)
by tomlang April 12, 2007
mugGet the hairy hobo mug.

Dead Hobo

The act on upon seeing a dead or seeing two dead homeless or otherwise unemployed citizens on the overpass while on a school trip to Wachington D.C.
When I saw a dead hobo on the overpass in Wachington D.C. Very shocking. My friends still dont believe me.
by Leanne Pratt November 28, 2003
mugGet the Dead Hobo mug.

hobosexual

A metrosexual who doesn't have any money.
He could be a metrosexual instead of a hobosexual IF he had a job.
by Dr. Luv January 4, 2008
mugGet the hobosexual mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email