ham shandy

An enjoyable experience for all those involved.

I had to cut my web surfing short because...

by jadio u no August 14, 2003

man-ham

a guy or girl with an over-sized penis that is odd shaped.

guy 1:hey dude that isnt right
girl1:what u dont like it?
guy 1:NO y would i like a girl with a penis especiallay with MAN -HAM
girl1:didnt i tell u i had a susprise in stored

by tiffany February 18, 2005

Going Ham

To exhibit an extraordinary increase in skill or strength, usually for a short period of time in a sport or competition. It is most often used when discussing multiplayer videogames, when a person racks up a large amount of frags, kills, or points of some kind in a short period of time.

"Juan was down by over a hundred points, but now he is going ham and he's about to win"

by Borg47 April 12, 2016

ham-hands

the uncontrolable desire of masturbating with a glazed porkroast

Watch out sir, he's got the ham-hands today...

by James Corvarse January 19, 2005

Ham Doctor

Obscenely crude and sexual, it is the act in which a man or woman stuffs a woman's vagina with so much clove it'll make her look pregnant -- (Clove being one of the main ingredients in seasoning ham). After she can no longer contain anymore clove the man or woman plays doctor and delivers the clove baby. Thus making him or her the Ham Doctor.

I ham doctor'ed her last night, I'd much rather eat ham than tuna.

by writh3n July 22, 2009

Aidan Ham

The most amazing good looking girl ever. People might not get her sometimes but there's definitely something special about her. she might even be classified under "god" someday. "She's the one who can save our world" is what they are going to say about Aidan Ham one day

Aidan Ham

by Shortbread. February 4, 2010

Celebration Ham

an absolutely mouth watering Ham that comes from Spider Pigs Left flanks. Drenched in gravy and covered in Honey Glaze.

Dude, Did you get the Celebration Ham?

Yah, i TOtally did. but spider pig bit off my foot in the process.

by WootAtheists February 25, 2009