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pelham memorial high school 

Located in Pelham, New York. It's got very mediocre sports teams around the board but the hockey team is known to be elite. The people are nice for the most part and it is easy to make friends. The theatre and newspaper are very good, but these often get overlooked by the many people that act as if they have better things to do than to read or watch a show. Crowds at sports games are carried by a select crowd that is usually more popular. The one difference at Pelham versus many other high schools is it is cool to be a student athlete as oppose to just an athlete. Therefore, aside from the basketball team the athletes are generally very smart.

Despite getting a rep for being heavy drinkers and weed smokers, Pelham does do a good job of staying away from more dangerous drugs such as coke. The "woods" has traditionally been the main drinking spot in Pelham, which is a putting green on split rock golf course. However, cops can be very annoying so it often gets busted so many people have relocated to other places for illegal activities. Parties can be hard to come by as word of mouth leads them to get busted very quickly as well.

Most notable tradition is the Olympics which is a day where all of the grades compete against each other in a wide range of events . The seniors almost always win but the juniors will pull off an upset every 10 years or so.
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Drayton manor high school

Very bad school where there is a teacher called miss whyatt she very racist to Somalis and she picks on them and the school is madly bad god help dmhs students praying for you and when you get a line on your hair your get in trouble
Apparently sir sing is leaving drayton manor high school in 2020 yayy

Elkhorn South High School 

A school where the administration illegally searches their students and does everything in their power to make certain students school life miserable.
Lmfao you go to Elkhorn South High School?” “Yeah Kalvoda harasses and searches me for no reason.”

Jay County High School 

Welcome to Jay County Highschool, a place where everyone is either a yee haw piece of shit or a weird ass goth. Every nic addict and pothead brings their karts and nic sticks to the bathroom. All the hoes get passed around like a hot potato at a party. We have we a shit ton of sound cloud rappers who think their shit, but really just copying big rappers that are actually going somewhere. All of them are up for sale, one cent per rapper or better offer. We also like to bring our fruit to the bathroom and put it in the urinals. We are broke as fuck so we had to bring the stupid ass middle schoolers to the high school. Our football team hasn't won a single game for the past 3 years. Our golf team is more athletic. Teachers don't teach here, YouTube does. In conclusion welcome to Jay Tucky High school, our pride and joy!
Jay County High School- The most redneck place on Earth

rockwood high school 

The only school in Roane County were Little teenage thots get pregnant and don't even know who the baby daddy is. All the drug addicts are the athletes and cheerleaders . Not only do the high schoolers snort Xanax or Adderall during lunch they also feel the need to smoke cigarettes in the bathroom . If you actually want an education for your kids don't send them here .
"No one likes Rockwood High School. "
"Rockwood High School has the biggest thots in RoCo."

Montgomery High School 

A high school known for having hella drugs and beaners kids in the bathroom always smoking or asking if u got a battery decent education and great sports

Also they lock the outlets cuz they’re gay
Dude I’m gonna go to Montgomery High School it’s hella easy to get drugs

Sterling High School 

Sterling High School is a small school in South Jersey which consists from the biggest dykes to the largest fights. Sterling is a breeding ground for "knights", which are more or less inbred crackheads. Waking up to Sterling Knightline every morning and ending the day by getting your cheeks clapped by Mr. Redman for not having your ID. Our locks are attached to our lockers because someone used it as a weapon a few years ago, so it's safe to say we'll do whatever it takes to get out of actually doing work. The bathrooms were designed by a blind person on LSD apparently because it is so fucking unbearable just to take a shit. You have the snobish high class royalty of Stratford. They may seem quiet and socially awkward (which they are) but they are also secretly judging you quietly. You then have Laurel Springs which are just diet Stratford kids. You then have the crackheads of Somerdale. Most of the STDs in Sterling single handily come from Somerdale. You then have the crazy psychos of Magnolia. A strange combination of racist, sexist, braindead kids. The smart Magnolians went to PVI or CCTS just to get away from the "hoard". They are a bad influence to the towns around them, converting them to their cult like way of life. I have yet to actually meet someone from Hi-Nella. The sorriest excuse of a town, more or less a road with 3 brick apartments. Seriously though do you guys even exist? Oh.. and Go Knights!

- JRJ ;)
Kid 1: If I have to hear the High Ho Remix one more god damn time I am going to blow my brains out.

Kid 2: Yeah man, I wish I went to CCTS instead of Sterling High School.
Sterling High School by uncle-adolf December 20, 2019