Bubble gummer

The act of getting a blow job by anyone with removable dentures, preferably over the age of 60, while they have a mouth full of pop rocks and bubble gum causing you to fart and cum at the same time while giving the effect of blowing bubbles on your penis

Yesterday your grandma gave me a solid bubble gummer

by Hoverdumper April 27, 2023

Junkie gummer

When you get a blowjob from a meth head.

Oral sex from a meth head especially with tooth loss.

After leaving the party Connor was walking home and got a junkie gummer for twenty bucks!

by Thejimbo August 4, 2023

Sleep gummy

When an old person and/or person with no teeth tries to give you head

I’m trying to give you a sleep gummy

by Mitchiles February 25, 2024

funny gummy

THC-infused gels or gummy candy sold by a dispensary or independent retailer

“I feel that rso funny gummy starting to kick in. That thing’s gonna put me on my ass here in a minute.”

by Sonny_Jim March 19, 2024

Polygon Gimmick

Three. The seal has been broken. The harvest will begin soon. The polygons. They are here. Soon the polygons will lift us into their arms. Into their sacred arms. Their electronic arms

Guy 1: yo dude do you want to go to burger king
Guy 2: The polygons. They are speaking to me. The Polygon Gimmick will rise once more and save us all from the truth.

by TheWordOfPolygon July 5, 2024

Burt Gummer

A survivalist and expert graboid hunter.

Burt Gummer is a man who has been called many things, but he is truly a survivalist.

by Midwestern idiot July 26, 2024

aryan gumi

When a 4'9 boy has been desperately in love with a girl taller than him for 18 years (give or take) he is called an aryan gumi.

He's so desperate (or creepy) that he'd be willing to work as your personal driver just to gain your (and hopefully your friend's) attention.

Some creepy guy texted me and I blocked him. He's so aryan gumi
That guy kept saying he'd "smash smash smash" every girl. Why is he such an aryan gumi

by 112A August 26, 2024