Grease Lightning

When a group of guys are hanging out watching grease, one guy volunteers, and the rest of the guys ejaculate into his hair. The volunteer then slicks his hair back in the traditional 50's fashion.

Hey i haven't seen grease in a long time, anyone up for a Grease Lightning?

by Matsik January 8, 2011

the greatest band of all time

Alice in Chains, of course.

Layne Staley-vocals
Jerry Cantrell-guitar
Mike Inez-bass
Sean Kinney-drums

AiC is undisputedly the greatest band of all time. Listen to Rooster or Down in a Hole and tell me they don't rock this world.

by b-razzle August 5, 2006

gorillia grease

the type of hair products blacks and hispanics use

John told alex he needed some gorillia grease

by ASAPG September 4, 2006

taco grease

When you finger a girl, get her all wet, then remove your fingers and make streaks down her face.

Yo that bitch had mad taco grease last night.

by jfbb November 8, 2006

GreatestThinkerEver

a loser wh thinks that school is cool

hey look at the GreatestThinkerEver he is passing everything

by Pothead January 13, 2005

Grease

1. The shortened term for a Greaser. Often used like a nickname.

2. A movie made in the 70's about a Square wanting to date a Greaser, staring John Travolta and Olivia Newton-John.

3. Oils from your hair when it hasn't been washed in a few days.

4. Lubricant used in a car to make sure nothing overheats.

1. "Thanks for the help Grease."

2. "Did you guys see Grease last night on VH1?"
"Yeah, it's been playing all month."

3. "Did you see Shebly's hair? It has all that grease in it."
"Looks like she doesn't wash her hair as often as she should."

4. "Did you grease up the car?"
"Sure did, boss."

by Mademoiselle Bettie Page August 10, 2006

grease

To pay someone off in order to gain access to a restricted area, receive information or attain vip service.

The restaurant was jammed, so we had to grease the maitre d to get a table.

by Skyler Addison March 7, 2007