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smuggling grapes

When a man is subjected to cold temperatures and his testes shrivel up inside his body like a pre-pubescent boy. It's almost as if he is attempting to purposefully hide his testes from customs.
Man it's so cold out here... My balls are so shriveled, it's like I'm smuggling grapes over here.
by Parcheeeeeseeee February 12, 2014
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The Grapes of Wrath

Two people shit in a bucket, the guy fucking stamps on it then sticks his foot in her vagina.

(you can do this in solidarity, but its tough...trust me)
"Hey Amy, just ate a burrito, wanna get 'the grapes of wrath' tonight?"
by IronRhino December 5, 2011
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greatest rappers of all time

Greatest Rappers by Category according to me:
Flow - Ludacris
Lyrics - Tupac
Punchlines - Big L
Freestyle - Biggie Smalls
Greatest Rappers of All Time Examples:
Ludacris in Ciara's Oh
Big L - Put It On
Tupac - Unconditional Love
Biggie Smalls - look for his freestyles
by maniac_lonestar December 14, 2008
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grapes

code name for morphine (cause theyre little purple pills)
"just got some grapes in wanna buy any?"
by PUNK barbie March 27, 2003
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Synyster Gates

The guitarist for the band Avenged Sevenfold.

He thinks that he looks cool in his hat - he doesn't.

He thinks he is good at guitar because he is fast - he's not really that great.

He thinks it's cool to knock of the legendary LYNYRD SKYNYRD for his name! - NOT COOL!
Poser #1: Hey check out this Synyster Gates guitar solo! Sick man!
Cool dude: dude my 1-year old sister learned how to play that yesterday

Poser #2: Syn is the best guitarist ever!
Person who has a brain: No, Eddie Van Halen is.
Poser #2: *craps pants upon hearing Eruption*
PWHAB: Exactly
by RealRocker March 17, 2009
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cheese grater

A modification of the Hoover sex position, where you push your lover down a loading ramp, grating her face. Thus it is called: the cheese grater.
At work we finished loading the truck, so I showed Tara the cheese grater.
by b. August 19, 2004
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Cheese Grater

Jake: "Horde have our flag, damnit... I'm gonna get it back. Wanna help?"
David: "WHAT?! You're gonna SHAVE your BALLS with a CHEESE GRATER?! LOL!"
by Orochi January 27, 2007
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