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Gooberism

A style of storytelling that makes little to no sense, often causing an awkward silence or women to reel away in disgust.

The storyteller is generally a redhead, with no skills at riding a motorbike. Can be found riding the short bus with very clean windows.
"Are Japanese ninja's the worst ninjas to exist in the world, because they are the only ones we know about" not another Gooberism....
by Choochoomoogoo April 6, 2025
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Goober

Someone who doesn’t know how to properly communicate, and instead utilizes pseudo-intelligence and isolates themselves from the real world.
“I box, by the way. You wouldn’t expect it, but I’m actually pretty good” -people without social skills (goobers)
by joogaloo42 May 2, 2025
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goobaglob

It's all meaty and goobaglobby. I don't like goobaglobs.
by ncsskibidi May 10, 2025
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Goober

a goober (prounonced goob-r) is someone who is acting stupid dumb or weird it can also be used jokingly as freaky
STOP BEING A GOOBER or YOUR A GOOBER
by ho r u real May 31, 2025
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Goobed

The feeling of being simultaneously slighted, bewildered, and filled with a strange cosmic ennui that one experiences after watching the 2009 Canadian comedy/drama/fantasy film Gooby, or a similar feeling imparted by a similarly bad movie.
Man, that movie I watched last night was so weird, I was totally Goobed
by stefanomcsmorin June 2, 2025
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goober

a slur used against filipino people you hate and want to die
That's messed up you goober
by JackMehoff3835 June 6, 2025
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Goob

A nasty trucker who admits to just pissing on himself a little bit every time he pees into a bottle in his truck. Tends to be a bit racist and cry victim when blasted.
Goob is crying for peace and to just play again. If you listen closely you can hear him missing the piss bottle again.
by TheHairy July 21, 2025
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