goober

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goober

by Anshuman's classmate April 22, 2024

Goober

A silly person and/or creature

Dude 1: Yo check this balck cat out, his eyes look so stupid
Dude 2: Yeah, he's such a goober!

by 𝕽𝖎𝖕𝖈𝖔𝖗𝖉 April 23, 2024

Goober

A goofy ass nigga who doesn’t know right from wrong, constantly trying to make people laugh, and tends to reek the world
Idiocy.

“Oh you goober”

by Wonderfulbliss April 24, 2024

Goober

A very silly individual, perhaps even a silly goose.

"I love the lethal company hoarding bug"
"Yeah it's such a goober"

by ismokecrackcocaine April 25, 2024

Goober

When a friend or an acquaintance is a little silly billy

Example: Oh you goober you about to make me goon!

by Silliest.of.Billies April 27, 2024

Goober

Stupid cute silly idiot that is so goofy that they are so adorable!!!!!!!

1-"I'M A GOOFY GOOBER!!!!!!!!" -Spongebob
2-"You're such a fucking goober istg"
3-I don't fucking know anymore!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR PUT ME BACK IN 12TH GRADE PUT ME BACK IN 12TH GRADE PUT ME BACK IN 12TH GRADE PUT ME BACK IN 12TH GRADE PUT ME BACK IN 12TH GRADE PUT ME BACK IN 12TH GRADE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Spacey the Cosmic Spider April 27, 2024

Globus

Short for Globalists or the global cabal who wish for a new world order, Western population replacement, and the destruction of traditional values that made countries successful.

Globus are Marxists and believe that all freedom should be suppressed using authoritarian measures and have nothing but disdain for the common man. Examples of Globus or organizations mainly consisting of Globus and folks who push their ideologies would be the UN, The American Democratic Party, American RINOS, Most political parties in the UK, Justin Trudeau, Jacinda Acern, the Congress party in India and so on.

Yo did you see how much money the Globus promised to print for Ukraine in the latest pork filled Omnibus bill? Heard it was supported by Globus from both parties with special interests. They even managed to secure funding for gender studies in Pakistan!

by Da Herm April 29, 2024