40 mile and grass

When you say Minecraft into your phone’s text to speech

Hey you want to play 40 mile and grass
I mean Minecraft*

by Aced Future August 26, 2018

Snakes in the grass

A bunch of people laying in the grass can't be up to anything good.

Which of the snakes in the grass were king snakes and which ones were copperheads? You don't always know by the shape of their heads like the reptilians on the side of the road.

by Solid Mantis June 6, 2019

Eat That Grass

When you kick someone's ass so hard, they land in a field surrounded by cows. Their only option is to comply with cow customs and join in on the eating of the grass.

"I kicked Todd's ass so hard, he had to eat that grass all weekend"

Todd was beaten up and forced to partake in grass eating.

by Scrowl The Owl April 29, 2019

Keep off the grass

What a gal says to ask you not to "proceed to fourth base" --- i.e., not encroach on her "thatched" area.

If a hot chick tells you to "Keep off the grass" during intimacy, giving her a "joint of grass" might addle her brain enough to make her change her mind.

by QuacksO September 6, 2019

Dragging Ass and Sweeping Grass

Doing none to very little work, and the work you’re doing is pointless.

Working very little but looking busy.

Dude, how’s your job going?

Not bad, just been dragging ass and sweeping grass.

by Jack_Mehoff_69 August 17, 2021

MY JEAN TIE JEAN GRASS JEAN

A slang term coined together by Jacoby Powell. It is a deliberate mispronunciation of the names of the protagonists of the famous book " Ti Jean And His Brothers". It is used to evoke humor and laughter in a serious situation. It is also stated at random and unexpected times, which adds to its aforementioned comedic value.

4-6 class: *LITERALLY SILENT*
Jacoby: " MY JEAN TIE JEAN GRASS JEAN !"
4-6 class: *LAUGHTER*

by FRWERER4W February 25, 2022

Gossed

1> To be lied to, have your money taken, and given to someone else.

2> Financial suppression of a geographic area by one of it's own to make young people move away.

3> What is being done to Cape Breton, Nova Scotia by MLA Gordie Gosse an elected politician.

He lied and put taxes up 2%, he totally GOSSED the people that voted for him.

by Hurtbyhightaxes May 14, 2011