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Jesus on a fucking boat

Oh god Jeff Jesus on a fucking boat it’s a furry
by Hdx January 31, 2022
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The sequel to Mario Bro’s the first ever video game
Did you know that the second Mario brothers wasn’t even actually Mario 2? Yeah! It was actually a Japanese game called “Harry Potter and the fucking wizard”
by ECFDemon64 February 9, 2022
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im gonna fucking kill somebody disease

Being in extreme heat you will get “I’m gonna fucking kill somebody disease”

Symptoms:

- Too hot outside, for a bit too long
Person 1: IM GONNA FUCKING KILL SOMEBODY DISEASE, ITS SO FUCKING HOT OUTSIDE
by IEatWaffles114 May 19, 2022
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jesus on a fucking boat

A cringy ass “catchphrase” that doesn’t even make sense. You probably made it up to be quirky or have a special catchphrase nobody else has except it backfired and now you sound like a dumbass
Weird kid: Jesus on a fucking boat!!
Everyone else: Wtf did he just say…
by icecoldtoes July 25, 2022
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Derricks fat fucking mom

KILLL YOURSELF DERICK IN FUCKING TORONTO CANADA KYS
DERRICKS FAT FUCKING MOM SUCKS DIIIIICKS
by milk in bread balls August 27, 2022
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keep on fuckin’

What Fritz the Cat may have said if its creator R. Crumb had let him express it in the 1960s-1970s X-rated comic strip he once penned.
I can imagine that during one of Fritz the Cat’s many sexual escapades chronicled In that iconic comic strip that he would have uttered the words, “keep on fuckin’!”
by Dr Bunnygirl June 6, 2023
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Built like a fucking airport lane

Basically a way to roast flat chested girls (but please don't do that unless you both aren't good friends)
Flat girl: Omg you're so fat you need some touch grass fr fr

Fat boy: At least I'm not built like a fucking airport lane

*Gets smacked to oblivion*
by Regginaim October 21, 2023
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