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fuck me sideways with a sandpaper condom

An insult that can be used as an alternative to "fuck me" or "fuck me sideways" and can avoid actions that look like fucking someone sideways. Also an insult that can be used against others because they are simply an ass or they are stupid, and as such, deserve really painful sex.
-Why the hell did you yell your ex's name when you had sex with your girl?
-Fuck me sideways with a sandpaper condom.

-Dude, where the hell are you?
-I'm stuck behind this old fart.
-Go fuck him sideways with a sandpaper condom, it's your damn fault you woke up late.
by gofuckaduck90 June 15, 2011
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Fuck me dead cunt

Australian slang, used during a bout of serious anger or displeasure, generally directed towards another individual.
Guy 1: Sorry boss I forgot to bring me tools to work today.

Guy 2: “FUCK ME DEAD CUNT”... You useless fuck.
by Total Yobbo May 6, 2021
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hello fuck me harder

when you say something random when you are fucking someone
" OHHHHHHH DADDDDDDDDDDDDY! HELLO FUCK ME HARDER!" SHE SCREAMED with PLEASURE as her daddy FUCKED her.
by fuck me harder April 23, 2018
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wanna get fucked up

When someone asks you if you want to get drunk as fuck together, with tha boys!
Yo, bro you wanna get fucked up tonight?!?!!
by LarryEnticer August 22, 2017
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Fucken Beng!

An insult usually said or directed towards your close friend. Preferably Vietnamese friend.
Also usually used to just curse at anyone who are friends with any Vietnamese.

This can also be compared to people saying Hi Mang because that is how a Vietnamese say Hi to their friends.

Or also compared to people saying "Jesus Christ, I got dumped". Fucken Beng! is curse words as a whole.
It is thought to be first mentioned by the Australian Born Vietnamese that wanted to make fun of their mainlander Vietnamese counterparts.

In short you are Vietnamizing a word or a name. and then use it as an insult.
1. I hurt my toe.. Fucken Beng!

2. FUCKEN BENG! Are you unskilled and unaware of it?

3. It has to be something about arrogance......Fucken Beng!
by Beng Ho November 15, 2009
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fucked

If a man has a house payment, a truck payment, a girlfriend, a wife and they are all a month late.
"Oh Jim is fucked!"

"Darren said he was fucked....he is."
by tdub05 August 1, 2009
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fuck me sideways and call me daddy

When someone is having a really shitty day, they use this expression.
Person 1: Fuck me sideways and call me daddy!

Person 2: Excuse me. Say that again, this time, imma grab my nutsack so hard that my eyes pop out of my head.

Person 1: Fuck me sideways and call me daddy!
by Dayday2001 January 7, 2019
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