Persons who have to have front row seats at a concert
Always at the stage at all costs
Spends a fortune on tickets to attain this
Always at the stage at all costs
Spends a fortune on tickets to attain this
by Crazy ho July 17, 2014
Called such due the way the clothing material around a woman's vagina gets swallowed up by her flappy lips, creating what is often known simply as "camel-toe". An image reminiscent of a "scrum" in the game Rugby, where in trying to achieve control of the ball, both teams huddle into one small area, much in the same way the material around a woman's bearded oyster get's huddled into her beef curtains, creating the Front Bum Scrum.
"Hey, Sally! How's it goi.... woahhh..... nice front bum scrum you got going on there ;)"
"Oh my god, did you see Jenna at work today? She like, totally had a front bum scrum happening aaaaall day. Don't even try and tell me she didn't notice!"
"Oh my god, did you see Jenna at work today? She like, totally had a front bum scrum happening aaaaall day. Don't even try and tell me she didn't notice!"
by scrumdiddlyumptiouspotatoes August 03, 2017
Santa has a voluptuous front muffin.
by maximarsergee February 01, 2010
Back Talking, but front.
by The Squiggle Human of Wonder July 31, 2023
by thatguyreally1000 June 04, 2024
When you want to say something to someone who may take it personal but assure them that it’s not meant to be offensive.
by TraynXX April 15, 2020
by Breenabitch December 05, 2017