Jacksonvile,Florida

Murder capital of the united states.

Jacksonvile,Florida:Murder capital of the united states.
New jersey: Duchebag Capital of the united states.
New York: Dickhead capital of the united states.
Blairsvile Georgia:Unknown capital of JACK SHIT!

by Thatdudefromflorida January 22, 2011

Florida

The biggest dick in the U.S. Up north are the Rednecks and down low are the Cubans. Neither, of which you want to live with.

Guy 1: Florida is a dick, man.

Guy 2: I know, right!

by The I.R.A. November 28, 2010

University of Florida

The best public college in the world in education and athletics!

We are the boys from old Florida
F-L-O-R-I-D-A
Where the girls are the fairest,
The boys are the squarest
Of any old state down our way
GO GATORS!
We are all strong for old Florida
Down where the old Gators play
In all kinds of weather
We'll all stick together
for F-L-O-R-I-D-A
GO GATORS!
-The University of Florida

by xHilarious iFunny November 11, 2014

Foid

Yet another slur used by incels to describe females/women because they can't get laid.

(See also: femoid)

These foids keep popping up out of nowhere like "buh muh feminism"

by Fox_Fire2552 July 3, 2021

Lake County, Florida

The central part of lake county, it is where many notable senior citizens go to rot and die. Chock full of small towns, parts are picturesque: Mount Dora (home of the world famous Renniger's Flea Market and Antique Fair Extrvaganzas). These are the parts filled with old people. However, the rest of these dumpey small towns are filled with parents too tired or poor to live anywhere else, with teenaged offspring that, in turn, grow up to live in Lake County.

"Rachael committed suicide because she couldn't get out of Lake County, Florida, and was afraid to grow old and rot there, much like her parents."

by clearbu2 February 20, 2009

floridiot

An individual who has previously lived in Florida, moved away, and incessantly talks about how Florida is vastly better than everywhere else. Typically this individual lacks secondary education, or gainful employment, and is parasitic by nature.

James: Who is that annoying asshole?

Greg: That's Franks cousin, he's a floridiot

James: Oh, makes sense.

by Nancy Marmelade August 18, 2011

[Florida State University]

FSU is located in a town filled with the finest women in america, a C+ football team, and where everybody is drunk 24/7! oh yeah..we sometimes go to class too

"did florida state win today?"
"who cares we're drunk!"
"...damn she's fine!, must go to Florida State University"

by aBrotha January 22, 2009