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Best Friend Goals

When someone, of lesser importants, gets jealous easily because two people are Best Friends. In order to achieve the title of, "best friend goals," you must have a best friend that goes to your house like every weekend, practically lives there, to only take naps on your couch. You also must have a small group of haters that wishes they have a good of a best friend relationship.
"Rachel and Ashlyn are always hanging out with each other," -person
"Ugh, they are best friend goals, I hate them," -Hater
by Mini Mint Oreos February 27, 2015
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you're fired

Contrary to popular belief, it's NOT Donald Trump's catch phrase. It actually belongs to Vince McMahon of WWE
Vince McMahon: Eric Bischoff... YOU'RE FIRED!!!!!
by SomeBadJoke December 9, 2008
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lister fiend

a troll that lives in girls mouths so that they cannot kiss, similar to pillow pants (pussy troll), but in the mouth
i would have kissed her by now if it wasn't for that stupid lister fiend!
by listerfiend August 7, 2006
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guy friend

Guy that you like and flirt with, also good for hugs and candy, and beating the crap out of your x.
also potential boy friend or boy toy.
Ria:Hey Nick, Bill pissed me off today.
Nick:where's the fucker.
*10 min later*
Nick: he is in the hospital, have some candy. *hug*
by bubbles the dominatrix June 1, 2005
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Facebook Friend

A person who claims to be your friend on facebook, but doesn't notice or speak to you in real life.
Matt - That girl Jessica added me as a friend last night, and we talked a lot about random crap, but in class she didn't even notice me.

Jeff - Probably because she's just your Facebook friend

Matt - Forever alone
by Im-Forever-Alone January 6, 2012
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fired on

derived from teenager young adult Miami Fl Slang early to mid 90's (Broward and Dade Counties)
1. To hit really hard; most likely in the cheek or facial area
2. Personification of starting a fire with flint and stone (but using anothers face)
1. Buddy don't quit playin' he gon' get fired on!
2. Daaaaaaamn, that dude jus got fired on!
by RJackson3625 May 18, 2007
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Worst Friend Ever

Someone who won't go to a wedding if it isn't open bar.
Lynna: Is Kyle going to Lindsey's wedding?

Seth: He would literally skip a friends wedding if it wasnt open bar. Shallow.

Lynna: Man, he is the worst friend ever
by beebe feeve July 27, 2010
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