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facebook flirting

using facebook to spit game instead of calling or texting because you don't have the other persons digits
I was totally facebook flirting with that guy from class.
by Mindy p April 26, 2009
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facebook fury

The act of audibly cursing toward the computer screen after reading an exceptionally inane or un-noteworthy status update from your friend/s.

Common phrases are "Would you shut up..." to "who the fuck cares, go away..."

Can also apply to users who fill your news feed with endless amounts of banal banter.
I got a bad case of facebook fury after reading "I'm going to the gym" 3 times this week from the same dull loser with no capacity for creative thought.
by the_elder April 30, 2009
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Facebook wanker

A person who masturbates to photographs of people that they may, or may not, know while connected to the social network called Facebook.
I caught Pat masturbating to some chick on Facebook again. What a Facebook wanker.

Rob has a Kleenex pile 10ft deep from looking at Facebook. What a Facebook wanker.
by hipp5 May 3, 2006
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facebook hemorrhoid

The red swelling you get on your ass from sitting on the chair too long waiting for someone to comment on your Facebook wall.
Man I was waiting for her to reply my comment for 2 hours and now I have a facebook hemorrhoid.
by seans November 28, 2007
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FaceBook Faggot

A person who likes every page, and joins every group.
"God, everyday, that FaceBook Faggot George has 600 new pages that he is a fan of.
by Bawb Weest May 10, 2010
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facebook fired

v. being fired for something you post on facebook
Damns, I just got facebook fired!
by Ben Ril January 27, 2007
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facebook ho

Someone who thinks they are cool by posting reallllllll slutty pictures on facebook.
"Did you see Katelyn's new pictures?"
"Yah man. she a facebook ho."
by AANNNEE December 11, 2007
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