Holding A Football

Holding A Football

Holding A Football

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e March 25, 2025

football food

Anything buffalo

You eat football food at a football game

by shutthefuckupfaggot February 7, 2010

Football

A technological struggle played in almost any conditions as long as you've got a football.

"In football has hitting, clipping, spearing, blocking, piling on, late hitting, unessecary roughness and personal fouls" ~George Carlin

by Alcohol n juuls August 12, 2018

Football

Woosers kicking a ball around then kissing eachother

You should not need to use the word football ever again now you know the definition.

by DrAxolotl February 6, 2021

American Football

A sport that Americans play because they don't know how to differentiate the foot from hands.

Josh: "American Football is great because you can use your hands."

Josh is an idiot.
Don't be like Josh.

by Soupaquite July 30, 2018

arena football

A sport that combines the intensity of American football with the coziness of a living room. played in a glorified fishbowl known as the "arena." Invented by over-enthusiastic armchair quarterbacks who wanted a taste of gridiron glory without the inconvenience of outdoor elements, arena football boasts all the excitement of its larger counterpart, minus the field, the grass, and any semblance of sanity,
much like the protagonist of a certain infamous Tik tokers ex-husband, individuals may spin Lies that crumble faster than a poorly constructed stadium roof. So, if your partner claims to be an arena football player, it might be wise to double-check their playbook before committing to any lifelong contracts.

After watching the latest episode of "Who the F*** Did I Marry?" on TikTok, I couldn't help but panic when my tinder date brought up that he played arena football.

by sunnypatch February 25, 2024

football shoe

Something you use to play football with that hurts terribly when you wear it. It has plastic nail-like things at the bottom of it that can be easily used to break your foot accidentally.

Nick: Where are you going?
Wendy: To the hospital.
Nick: Why?
Samuel: Her foot broke while wearing a football shoe.

by dictionaryurbanname April 1, 2023