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February 8th

Throw your short friend out of the window day! Especially if their name begins with a S!
Lob that short ass out of the window it’s February 8th!
February 8th by Vikstar456 February 8, 2023

february 14th 

National JIGSAW day. The day where you stream JIGSAW by Dojo Dog and get slutty as if your life depends on it.
Friend 1: "Hey, What day is it"
Friend 2: "February 14th"
Friend 1: " Guess I got to shake some ass in the strip club to JIGSAW then!"
february 14th by WET4AUDIO February 13, 2023

February 15th 

International Gobesties day.
The day to celebrate your loved ones aka your gobesties 🥹

not to be confused with valentine’s day, national gobestie day is a lot better.
live laugh gobestie

In honour of the man, Gobika2098.
It’s February 15th!

Happy International Gobesties day!

Im so happy to spend this International Gobesties day with you.
February 15th by 🐋🐋 February 13, 2023

February 16 

National punch your friend named Cameron Jonathan Jonah Kyle or ziggy
Kyle:what's up bro
Mary poppins:its February 16 do you know what that means
Jonathan:oh no its national punch your friend named Cameron Jonathan Jonah Kyle or ziggy day

Donald Trump and magnus carlson: catch this bro
Cameron Jonathan ziggy Kyle and jonah:oh no *shits their pants cutely* proceeds to die
February 16 by Yeßo February 16, 2023

February 21 - Valerie Appreciation Day 

its kinda self explanatory
its appreciation day for Valerie Yen Nhi Nguyen
because yes
val is great
GUYS IT'S VAL APPRECIATION DAY!! what's that when is it??? FEBRUARY 21ST!!! February 21 - Valerie Appreciation Day

February 27th 

have a boyfriend/girlfriend
well on February 27th you have to kiss them
February 27th by funnyurbanz February 25, 2023