fastfood orgy

the act of combing the poster items from multiple fast food places

I bought a big mac, whopper, 5 layer beefy bean burrito but i only have 5 minutes left on break... I guess its time for the fastfood orgy

by foodguy June 16, 2010

fasturbating

Like fasting, but with masturbation. Going an extended period of time without masturbating.

I've been fasturbating for over a month. I have some serious blue balls.

by johnhandoncock69420 October 17, 2015

fastpass

Jimmy Valero's secret identity friends with the coon enemy of professor chaos and rival to Doctor Timothy.

Fastpass travel system is fully op op op good to go

by detirm April 27, 2020

Zimbabwen Fastball

Where 3 people sit in a line and the 2 on the outside join interior hands to give the guy in the middle a hand job.

Hey mason and payton. You wanna come over and do the ZIMBABWEN FASTBALL????

by Silent-Do Good January 8, 2010

Die faster food

Another term for fast food, because after you eat it for a long time it wall make you die from a heart attack,stroke ect.

I quit eating die faster food.

by Judge dreed7 April 30, 2011

miami fastball

When you shit in your own hand, ball it up, and throw it at someone.

Man, I got so drunk at the party last night that I started throwing Miami Fastballs at everyone I could find.

by Poothrower April 23, 2018

dropping faster than Bill Clinton's pants

pertaining to a numerical measurement that is decreasing very rapidly; temperature, a stock price, ball player's batting average, etc.

there's a cold front blowing in from the north; the temperature is dropping faster than Bill Clinton's pants

by Woody Thomas July 30, 2008