Bald Eagle

Even older than a turkey vulture and cougar. I.e. doesn't even need to wax anymore

She's too old to be a turkey vulture anymore, she's a bald eagle.

Look at that bald eagle spying on her next pray!!

by Piglet98 August 16, 2018

spread eagle cross the block

Made popular by the death grips song under the same name
meaning in skateboarding to land and do the splits (spread eagle), causing your junk to smash against the ground "cross the block"
also can be used to describe a slut opening her legs "spread eagle" for anyone in the area "cross the block"

skater dude 1 "yo bro you saw that dumbass crash balls first onto that rainbow rail?"
Skater dude 2 "yeah man spread eagle cross the block type shit"

by Cotardsyndromer April 27, 2024

America Eagle Burger Institute

VERY REPUTABLE researchers who can TELL which countries have FREEDOM and which have TOTALITARIANISM

you think your country is democratic? wrong, it's a totalitarian dictatorship. look up america eagle burger institute.

by userhandlegoeshere August 22, 2024

Eagle

(noun): The ultimate product of natural selection, a premium specimen who outperforms others and generally wins at life.

Synonyms: Winner, Conqueror

Antonym: Loser, Pigeon

"I read people for a living, I'm a mutherfuckin' EAGLE!"
"Look at those Walmart Pigeons, I go to Farm Boy 'cause I'm an Eagle"

by andyt09 December 6, 2022

Bald eagle

A name that you call when someone is hairy yet bald.

That cancer patient is a bald Eagle!

by Bill cosby’s boyfriend June 13, 2023

Horny eagle

Blake Richardson

Bailee: hey blake you are an horny eagle
Blake: NoOoOOo

by Blakeisahonryeagle July 22, 2019

choke an eagle

Did gangster rap make you do it? This phrase defines how you are willing to do something very illegal (or very controversial, or both) for a positive outcome, typically something that is more important than the evil being done.

"I'm raw as a dirty needle, choke an eagle, just to feed all my people."

"Gangster Rap Made Me Do It" - Ice Cube

by J-Thatch March 4, 2022