Douche Bag

That guy who does obnoxious covers of Disney songs and plays guitar when everyone else just wants to chill.

Harry: In the real world, I'm what people call a douche bag. I'm like Jesse McCartney. I'm like....Jesse McCartney's douche.

by MoonshoesPotter234 May 14, 2011

douche-canoe

a person who is literally afloat in the vile refuse of used water and viegar that is douche

That dude sucks, he is a total douche-canoe

by Sennex July 30, 2010

Hyper Douche

few have reached this level of doucheyness, one must hone their abilities for years to reach the zen-like state of hyper douche

-dude, jeff just fucked up my chances with colleen

-wow, hes a real hyper douche

by Zach Coty June 3, 2004

poseur-douchebag

A social parasite that needs to be hunted down and be terminated with extreme prejudice, activities include but not limited to:

Drinks for the sake of drinking and tries to be "rebellious" by flipping off the camera in every photo opportunity and always has an alcoholic beverage in every picture....yet craves the acceptance of society, pretends to be broken but is just is a pussy, is a conformist at heart, could not live without validation of their worth from other people, is shallow, and is emotionally void, and could or could not have been addicted to meth.

poseur-douchebag is/was the popular guy in high school/college.

by d_bomb August 20, 2008

Hasher Douche

Hippie. Someone who believes wholeheartedly in the "free spirit", "Peace & Love", and smokes a lot of pot. Also has dreadlocks that even Rastafari look at and say how dirty they look.

"Look at the Hasher Douche. He needs to clean the bugs out of his dreads and lay off the pot!"

by Johnny The English Grammarian December 22, 2008

Suit Douche

A Suit Douche is a guy who will over dress for any occasion in the hopes of garnishing as much attention for himself as possible.

A Suit Douche will wear an ascot to the coffee shop when meeting freinds just after they have gotten off work at the local factory.
A Suit Douche will wear a brown trimmed Seer Sucker Edwardian Suit to his good freinds wedding when the groom is only wearing a casual vest and slacks.
At all occasions a Suit Douche silently says "Hey Everyone!! Look at me."

by Montrose Teutopolis September 9, 2009

total fucking douchebag

Someone who has taken the normal level of a douchebag's douchiness to new levels. TFDB for short.

Eric isn't just a douchebag, he's a total fucking douchebag.

by bobzemuda January 12, 2006