Dog House

1. When someone is an ass and really pisses you off, you put them in the dog house.

2. You hurt my feelings, screw you.

3. When a man forgets his anniversary, his wife can put him in the dog house.

Buddy was taking advantage of my hospitality so he's in the dog house.

by Jamie Savard January 9, 2004

dog mustard

the state pertaining to silly putty after it has become a uniform shade of grey

man, this silly putty used to be glow-in-the-dark-green, but now it's total dog mustard. im gonna go drown my sorrows in strawberry soda and cheap cocaine.

by DOG MUSTARD August 26, 2003

dog face slut

insult referring to someone as being an ugly bitchy slut

nathan: go to hell

cal: shut up you dog face slut

by calipso November 5, 2008

Dog License

The right to flirt with a cute girl/ guy you don't know because they're walking their dog.

He's so cute I got his number thanks to the dog license!

by AmorHiltonOMG September 5, 2009

dog god

dogs are gods

thats a real cute dog god

by jfdj May 2, 2018

dog gra

tfw you do not know what ur cousin means in joke boat at the beach be like

Me:wow that was a funny joke

Cousin(1): we totaly nailed that one

cousin(2): oh shoot its my turn INSERT JOKE PICKUP HERE (punchline) dog gra... you know what i mean?

uncle:WhAt ThAt GoT vOtEs??!

Me:wow that was just wow

thank you for listening to my ted talk

by TheFurryOfTheFam October 16, 2020

Dog Problems

An awesome record by The Format

I spent last night listening to The Format's Dog Problems.

by Bjay1209 January 14, 2010