Dump Miscarriage

When you get on the toilet ready to take a dump and end up just farting.

"I was so mad yesterday when I got up to take a dump and it ended up just being a dump miscarriage"

Dump Miscarriage by Stubs7996 April 3, 2013

Dump-Thirty 

A time after a Quarter-Past-Dump, but before 15-Till-Dump. As the term suggests, this is a grand era, when the heir to the porcelain throne "rains" supreme, releasing good fortune and wealth into the toilet bowl, to the likes of ashes in the wind.

Many great memes can be discovered at this time. It is not uncommon for the person to die nobly during this time, passing down the throne to another heir and their new "rain".

Tara: "Did you hear about Shay's passing?"
Amanda: "Yeah, both of them actually. Her funeral is next Thursday because of her bathroom visit at Dump-Thirty."

Tara: "Did you hear about Shay's passing?"
Amanda: "Yeah, both of them actually. Her funeral is next Thursday because of her bathroom visit at Dump-Thirty."

Dump-Thirty by 50K All Day April 5, 2018

Dump Pump 

When a dude takes forever in the bathroom because he masturbates then poops while on the toilet.

dump pump masturbate

Tyler was in the bathroom for a good 20 minutes he must've been doing a dump pump.

Dump Pump by chicks_knowthe#truth March 8, 2019

dump fake 

Like the pump fake in basketball this a simply a fake out. This fake out occurs when you’re trying to take a shit but get faked out.

Yo bro I think I may be constipated; that or I just got dump faked.

dump fake by igottashitbadly January 16, 2020

dump scare 

when you shit in the toilet and the toilet water splashes back at you.

You’re sitting in the Sonic bathroom, after a lovely chili cheese dog. There’s a line outside that’s been there for about 20 minutes because you’ve been busy on the toilet. You’re finally done with your business, and you have one more shit to plop out. You let it out, but it is a small one. It hits the water, and you feel the cold water splash up and hit you, also called a dump scare.

dump scare by Big dicky dick boy September 12, 2022

Dump Boy 

A derisive nickname for that guy in your office who spends way too much time in the workplace unisex bathroom taking a dump.

Well, there goes Dump Boy, he’s headed in there again, so we’d all better steer clear for the next 30 minutes to let it air out!

Dump Boy by Dr Bunnygirl November 9, 2023

plastic dump truck 

When your partner wraps plastic wrap around your melon and shits on yo' face.

I got hot and steamy when I gave Cheddar Bob the plastic dump truck.

plastic dump truck by PorkyPyg December 23, 2007