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Dodge Ram Driver

Gods drunkest drivers
Hey man are you sober?

No man, im a dodge ram driver
by 3/4TonForYaMomma May 28, 2025
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Calm driver

1. P1 in qualifications

2. All eyes on the light at the start

3. Having the pace and leaving no space in the inside

2. Fighting for positions making tight turns to keep pole position

3. Always reading the situation in front of you

4. Always having your dad watching, never losing control, realizing all or nothing expectations
I had a really good start, there was a lot of cars in front of me, I didn’t let my emotions get the best of me. Commenter: Crossing the checkered flag, who will stand up in this calm driver at the next race?
by championship-know-who May 29, 2025
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Calm driver

1. P1 in qualifications

2. All eyes on the light at the start

3. Having the pace and leaving no space in the inside

2. Fighting for positions making tight turns to keep pole position

3. Always reading the situation in front of you

4. Always having your dad watching, never losing control, realizing all or nothing expectations
I had a really good start, there was a lot of cars in front of me, I didn’t let my emotions get the best of me. Commenter: Crossing the checkered flag, who will stand up in this calm driver at the next race?
by championship-know-who May 29, 2025
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Corsa driver

A relatively new driver, who seems to believe they're owed everything in life, who demands respect and gratitude despite their own distasteful ways towards life and others, while driving a vehicle associated with chavs and pedophiles.
God did you see how horrible Steve is now? He's starting to resemble a Corsa driver
by DerrrrekBwrannnin December 2, 2023
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Uber Driver

Normally of Asian descent who maybe well educated in there own country but there qualifications are not a valid in the UK so they become Uber drivers where they pray on intoxicated and under age women, they also share cars and PH licence with there brothers, cousins, uncles and farther.
Uber Driver: Hello I'm Ali your driver, how much have you drank missus?

Liz: only one glass of wine

Uber Driver: face of disappointment

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Uber Driver: hello little girl is your father still in your life?

Shazz: no he fúckëd off for ten Benson's and hedge's when I was three and never came home

Uber driver: you would be a princess in my own country, I treat you good, you want a kabab and a can of coke, you have one of these tablets
by Shalam69 September 3, 2023
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Ping pong driver

On the freeway, someone who is traveling faster than the speed of traffic, cutting closely in and out and changing lanes without using their turn signal.
That ping pong driver in the black SUV is going to get in an accident!
by namelessfreewaydriver September 29, 2023
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thug driver

A person who is distracted when driving and thinking it okay.
Rachel was on her phone texting and driving while having her knee holds the steering wheel. Making her a thug driver.
by SamuelElJackson June 30, 2023
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