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Dershowitz defence

When someone confronts you about your crime, so you respond by asking them if they've condemned Hamas for similar crimes.

AKA the Hamas-Dershowitz defence
AKA to Dershowitz
"We questioned him about the allegations, but he played the Dershowitz defence"

"Your honour, I plead the Dershowitz, I may have committed a crime but so did Hamas"
by PrinceAndrewShould January 4, 2024
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fake decent

Something you say when you lie about something being good/having a good standard. Originated by Plaqueboymax
Bob: "You fuckin' with my new song bro?"
Sean: "Nah this fake decent fasho."
by Fheudh October 10, 2024
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God Defend

To defend something in the same way one would defend their religion and their god when somebody insults it.
"Why are you god defending Brampton (Ontario)"
by The Wobbles by Alex Unknown January 21, 2024
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Bone Deen

ouch i hit my bone deen
by deen-smeller April 5, 2024
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Why defend bad people

Because it's the basis of our legal system
Hym "Why defend bad people, Candace? Isn't one of the axioms of your religion that everyone is bad? Literally? If you can't defend bad people (to you) YOU can't defend anyone!"
by Hym Iam July 12, 2024
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Deny defend depose

The saying from our goat Luigi who killed a corrupt CEO who does not earn the right to be named due to the fact that he’s responsible for thousands of deaths
Dude did you hear about Luigi?deny defend depose?

Dude3 Yeah
by UNHAPPYcliche December 21, 2024
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Common decency

Something your boring roommate says to you when he doesn’t want to hear your bangers at 11:00 am on the day of the only darty that he will ever have the pleasure to enjoy.
“There’s a thing called common decency, and I don’t want to hear your music at 11:00 in the morning because I’m lame. Hee hee.”
by blaneficker March 15, 2025
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