dashk

The state of being a legal adult, yet not having hit puberty or moved out of your parents' basement.

"I used to date this guy and he seemed kind of cool, but it turned out he was DashK so I dumped his loser ass."

by Stacy Cooper March 25, 2004

dashtube

retards accepted into the youtube partnership programme quite accidently, common causes (a) yt computer malfunction (b) retard sympathy

common dashtubes also run there own blogs and forums, generally attracting wayward teenage chavs and dirty old men as followers

Dave: Did y'know Greg applied for youtube partnership?
Mary: He's a retard though, rite ?
Dave: Yanno *shrugs*
Mary: What a fucking dashtube
Dave: Yup
Greg: *dribbles*
Mary: Eeewwww!

by youtube445566 March 22, 2010

dashingly handsome

green eyes that change color all the time, dark brown hair, tan flawless skin, two siblings, very popular at school, dashingly handsome, i always want to be around a nye caleb, all the girls talk about him because hes so perfect, i am not the only person that loves him, hes so strong, and muscular, and when hes shirtless, oh I die inside because I want him soo bad

omgosh!!!!!!!!!! its nye caleb!!!!!!!! hes dashingly handsome

by devinairpussycat September 23, 2011

Dirty Dasha

A Dirty Dasha is a term used to describe the act of inserting various types of foliage into ones anus.

We could’ve used the last of those twigs to roast the marshmallows, but wee Janice did a dirty Dasha with the last of the birch bits.

by Gatesy Floyd June 8, 2019

dashboard confessional

one of the most amazing bands ever... kinda like the Foo Fighters but a bit more chilled and emo.. good music about real emotions... they dont receive the praise they really deserve. very kool and very hot!

Screaming Infidelities is the best DC song ever!!

by lola February 11, 2005

Dashboard Confessional

a band that finally made it into the spotlight...

for all you dumbasses that think all bands, such as dashboard confessional, that make it are sell-outs, what the fuck do you think any band is trying to do? go belly-up and sing for you in free shows until they get huge beer guts and lose their voice from throat cancer from inhaling to much smoke?

by Krystina December 8, 2003

Dashboard Confessional

Emo is short for emotional which means different feelings. Chris Carrabba writes about how he feel's. Alot of you are shooting off about how he writes about his life problems. Well isn't that what most all bands that write there own music do. Like ok Chris Carrabba writes about his ex girlfriends and stuff like that. And rock and metal bands write about there drug problems and there even there ex girlfriends and wifes and there sex and stuff. So what's really the difference..the way they play there instruments? Dashboard choose's to have a softer tone of music, if they wanted they could go a head and make there music heavey with electric guitar and alot of destortion..but they don't that's what makes them different they don't care if some people don't like how they do there music they play it how they feel it should be played.

Dashboards lyrics mean something. Alot of people can even relate to what Chris Carrabba is trying to say.

If you don't like them leave it at that, don't go shooting off about how there so emo and slit there wrist and shit. Everyone has there own say.

Dashboard Confessional relates to alot of teenagers in this generation.

by Jason Normore August 29, 2008