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Cru Credits

credit that is essential to make it to heaven
How many Cru Credits does it take to get into Heaven?
by Mr, Green April 22, 2010
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Mc'Cued

Verb \ The incessant daily whining about meaningless nothing
by bone collecter September 29, 2010
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nubbly curd

1) The goat cheese at the bottom of the container.
2) When you jizz into a cup and leave it out for a few days.
I was doing the dishes when I accidentally scrubbed the nubbly curd out of the bottom of my favorite coffee cup. My roommate is going to get the ass beating of a life time when he gets home.
by anonomys spiderman July 10, 2011
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Snow Cred

To be awesome on the snow, to gain accreditation for almost super nautral feats on snow or ice. The equivalent of street cred but in cold climates. Snow cred is given out to extreme sportsmen and women who perform outrageous tricks and skills in: Snowboarding, Ice biking, Snowmobiling... etc. It is acknowledgement of the achievements and strides in snow sports.
Man that was some sick sick air you got there, gotta give you snow cred for that.

Let this dude in he's got some sick snow cred.
by Awesome Chris September 26, 2011
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twat cred

twat cred: when you already think someone is an idiot, and they show you another example of why you hold that opinion.

Background: "Twat cred" is a play off of the common term "street cred" which is short for "street credibility" or street reputation.
"Twat" is a term orginally meanining "vagina," but is often used to describe someone who's an idiot or a general dirtbag.
"Dave and Mike think all brown skinned people 'grew up on tacos,' once again proving their twat cred."

"Sarah threatened to fight the neighbor when she argued about the newspaper missing from the steps, showing her real twat cred."
by omega_pulse October 5, 2013
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skeet credit

The prestige of any individual girl's head game. Based a letter grading scale.
Sean: "Stacy gives the best blowjobs ever"
Tim: "Nah her skeet credit is only a B. Dorothy has got that A skeet credit"
by D. Evans December 1, 2013
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Calcutta Credit

Retail slang for someone of Indian (India) decent who constantly returns items then repurchases merchandise with issued store credits, and repeats the process over and over.
That last customer used Calcutta Credit to buy the blender, we'll probably see it back next month so they can get something else.
by Beatlesguy December 3, 2013
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