The Crusty Stocking Stuffer

The act of using a Christmas stocking as a cleanup rag for masterbation on Christmas day.

The ol' lady had a headache from too much brandy in her egg nog, so I resorted to the Crusty Stocking Stuffer again this christmas.

by White Feller December 26, 2020

Crusties

White lookin particles on someones neck. The shit that looks like the white shit thats on glazed donuts.

Ewe, Lydia has crusties bro.

by JustANormalLamb August 17, 2017

crusty carnival

When screwing a girl you stick cornbread around your penis and proceed to have a girl give you a blowjob.

Damn last night i saw this sexy girl who looked hungry so i gave her a crusty carnival and she greatly appreciated it.

by bigdaddy32092 January 20, 2010

Crusty Crabs

Recepy for Crusty Crabs:

- Have consensual intercourse with a Female that has Crabs
- Jizz (Shout your sperm)on the vagina of this female. *
- Let it rest for about a week so the Jizz has some time to set in so it changes to a Crusty substance.
- Now Rub the Cum Crust of the vagina into a bag.

Voila, you now have Crusty Crabs!

*It is okay to use the sperm of someone else if you do not have any available.

I really felt like grabbing some Chicken McNuggets at the local McDo but i figured i had a nice bag of Low Cal Crusty Crabs at home.

by SpongeBawbz March 17, 2023

Crusty

Crusty is an adjective to describe someone who gets annoyed easily and does annoying things. Crusty people get really crusty when they have girlfriends.

Clay-bae is very crusty. He gets ultra crusty when he is around his girlfriend.

by Zynbobuel October 30, 2021

Crusty

Somebody who is stank , funnnkyy or some bullshit.

Tia you crusty ash I swear

by Trey006 January 6, 2022

Crusty

Having no money.

Being broke.

Friends: I'd like to buy some Jordans?
You: No, you're crusty

by Kenzo June 25, 2017