When a couple becomes bored with their relationship and begins to constantly "hang out" with a "friend" together and thinks this friend is the coolest thing ever. Both people in the relationship crush on the friend, usually unknowingly at first. A third wheel crush requires at least one bi or gay person on the couple's side.

As Kit Porter from the L Word says, it's dangerous business.

If you identify yourself as the third wheel crush in a friendship, get out of it fast. It usually leads to one of them cheating with you, a threesome that goes nowhere, or lots and lots of screaming and blaming you for destroying what they had.

Friend #1: "John and Mary text me every day asking if I want to go over to their house and hang out. And then each of them will invite me to go eat out without the other being there, like they're taking me on a date. If they weren't together I'd think they both had a thing for me."

Friend #2: "You're in the middle of a third wheel crush, man. Nothing good can come from this."

Third Wheel Crush by Aune February 23, 2009

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tiktok crush

probably someone you will never meet irl. they must be very hot to you and you might comment 🤰🏻🤩😳🥵🤪 one of those emojis in their comment section. you might also say “if you hit me with a bus i would say sorry.” the most basic tiktok crush rn for girls is that luvanthony guy but me personally it’s mattia and his friend group, bigballstyler, and maddox and his friend from the glowup tiktok. for guys i usually see cynthia parker, devy, or charli

me: omg look i think i just found my tiktok crush

my friend: uh- give me the @

tiktok crush by brimartin November 2, 2019

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Boob-Crush

When someone has a crush on a female for her large amazing breasts, rather than actually caring about her.

Matt admired Mary simply for those DD's on her chest, he never really liked her, he just simply had a Boob-Crush on her.

Boob-Crush by Bob the Boob Man November 16, 2009

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