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Laundry creeper

That dude that hangs out in the laundry while his clothes cycle from wash to dry.

From start to finish for about an hour or two he is found in the laundry mat. Whilst the ladies come and go to their apartment the dude is there.
I don’t wanna go back to the laundry room for a while. That laundry creeper is there. He can tell I ain’t wearing panties.
by T_rump_supporter June 25, 2018
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Carhart Creeper

When you fart inside a pair of Carhart bibs and it creeps up the front and hits you right in the face.
Farted in my bibs this morning. Gave myself a Carhart Creeper.
by Snowman50522 November 10, 2018
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Basket Creep

Where you go to the shops for a small selection of products, maybe a loaf of bread and some milk, but in addition to that other items mysteriously creep into your basket and you end up coming home with bedding, a new clock and a little treat for the car journey home, but at the cashier you see that your original expectation of £5 for the shopping is now £67.54.
We went Christmas shopping with Mum she only needed a turkey and some crackers but came out with 8 pints of milk and the rest of the weekly shop! What a basket creep!
by kidlvr April 16, 2019
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Crotch creeper

When the fart creeps up your crotch leaving an unpleasant feeling as it escapes through the vagina lips.
Damn Ashley, I just had a crotch creeper. It was so gross.
by SamandAsh November 3, 2019
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Chat-creeper

A chat-creeper is someone who starts online dms or convos with you when you’re trying to play a game, etc. They usually start out with small talk & minor questions but if you actually interact with them, they get flirty & thirsty. If you ignore them, they don’t quit but instead will get all butt-hurt & keep asking you why you’re ignoring them. Both these scenarios usually end with them insulting you & you blocking them.
Friend 1: “I can’t even play Words With Friends without some chat-creeper trying to hit on me.”

Friend 2: “Yeah, I get those all the time on Tinder. Why can’t they get a fucking clue?”
by Zozothecat January 1, 2020
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Ass creep

An ass creep is someone who is obsessed with big asses, they live in their parents loft and send photos of their penis to any girl they know with a big ass. They also tend to drive around in small white cars and stare at people with their beady little eyes.
Hey that ass creep was sending dick pics to my girlfriend again!

Mine too! I think we should crack his bald head like an egg!
by Honky69 June 17, 2020
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Washington creep and Roll

When you're in the middle of a shower and you have to get out to take a shit but leave the shower on
"Ahh, fuck. I forgot to take a shit. Gotta pull an Washington creep and roll."
by frmUndacheez January 13, 2021
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