comparon

Spanish. Dominican slang for someone who is conceited.

Look at how comparon Julio has gotten after he got that new car.

Mira que comparon Julio se ha puesto despues que compro un carro nuevo.

by lovingit April 14, 2010

Exploring Computer Science

ECS is the absolutely most boring class imaginable. It is taught by a woman named Ms Woster who looks like she has come back from the dead, and she literally sucks the life out from you like a dementor. The class causes many of the students to have suicidal thoughts because they want to escape the pain. The class is one of the many required tortuous classes at Ursuline Academy of Death. If a student survives the school, she is most likely able to survive the harsh real world.

Help me, I'm stuck in Exploring Computer Science with the Woster!

by gurlyyy December 2, 2011

King Kong complex

It's not just a complex. It's an international agenda made by Hollywood, media, and liberal left. This agenda promotes the specification of the western world male by teaching him from birth that he is the violent, dominant, superior being and his mate will be a dumb sexy inferior female often portrayed by the blonde.

Example: beauty and the beast, King Kong, shrek

The urge of the good girl to date/marry the violent guy. She has the King Kong complex

by King Kong complex July 18, 2014

computer gangsta

A "person" (usually male) who portrays themself as a gang member, badass, or hardened criminal on internet mediums such as forums, IM, or anywhere else they can post their faggotry. Generally, they are either severely overweight or malnourished caucasian suburbanites who listen to gangsta rap and think it makes them an OG. They almost always make threats of physical violence, which is never backed up and only serves to make themselves feel tough, usually because they got beaten up a lot in school, or because they are just weak ass bitches. Will frequently tell lies about how many fights they've won, claim membership in a legit street gang, or any number of other "computer gangstaisms". If you call them on their bullshit they use their typical "thugged out" cyber-defense, but then log off and cry in the corner repeating "I am a thug...I am a thug..." over and over to reassure themselves that they are in fact gangstas. Disregard any threat they make to you and laugh at their fake machismo, it's the right thing to do.

Computer Gangsta: I'll kill you son, Straight up OG!
Human Being: Shut up bitch, the only thing you've ever killed is a box of cream puffs.

If the Crips saw that scrawny whiteboy wearing a blue flag around his face on the street, he would get his comeuppance in triplicate.

"To keep it real kid you gots to stay humble" - Everlast
Words that every computer gangsta should take to heart.

by Be a fuckin' man, not a little bitch August 22, 2007

completist

A person who obsessively attempts to collect an example of every item in a particular field.

A video game player who will play each level until all possible collections, statistics, and quests are completed.

My boyfriend played one level of SO4 for five hours trying to get every last monster; what a completist!

by safyredream April 19, 2009

computer illiterate

Someone who doesn't know how to use a computer no matter how much you try to help them.

Me - Click "OK"
Dumbass - Click what?
Me - Click "OK"
Dumbass - I don't see "OK"
Me - It should be right in the middle of the screen. Click "OK"

Dumbass - Huh? I can't find "OK" anywhere
Me - Sorry. I cannot help you any further. You are computer illiterate.

by beastRuffian July 21, 2011

commercial company

Commercial Company: n./slang: term for trashy, street-level, female prostitutes (lot lizards) who frequent some truck-stop parking lots and rest areas at night. Same as lot lizard, but less derogatory. (Commercial company is the term lot lizards commonly use to refer to themselves -- they never call themselves lot lizards.)
Same as: lot lizard; lizard; pavement princess; sleeper leaper; mattress maiden;
(source: www.dieseljockey.com)

"Commercial company channel 25, any drivers needing some commercial company go to channel 25." (Lot lizard broadcasting on CB radio channel 19)

by PF Smith November 8, 2007