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Clumb

I clumb up that tree.
I clumb a tree, I clumb out of the crick
by blondehomie April 14, 2020
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Clumsy noname

Clumsy noname is a youtuber mainly known for 100 drops videos popoularised by Luke thenotable and he is also a god at fortnite
Sheepman:Hey did you see clumsy noname posted

Dylmix:yes it was a pog vid
by Clumsy noname December 6, 2020
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Calum

Calum is really epic and cool. He is very tall and brags about it often. He is a generally talented guy and he is in top set for most things.
Calum is pog
by ClumClam February 19, 2021
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Clum

People who have a backwards brain use this word.
Clum means something, I forgor💀
Clum means uhh, don't remember frr
by Hiwstdastn February 17, 2022
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Calumphobia

The discrimination against any and or all people named Calum, usually performed by dream stans
Dream stan: I'm gonna plagiarise ur texts
Calum: Thats Calumphobia
Dream stan: No
by DilutedCoke April 15, 2022
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A Clumlotte

An accidental mishap usually involving water or glass with a lot of force in a 2 second period. Usually used for good looking clumsy people that you can never get mad at no matter how bad the damage is.
*Arnold turned on the water tap too strong therefore water spashed on his shirt* Mike says "oh you pulled a clumlotte"

*Petunia swung her arms in laughter causing the glass of water on the table to fall and break* Bertha says "oh no you pulled a clumlotte"

*Tina laughed so hard because the blanket was wet causing the water she was drinking to splash onto Calvin* Calvin laughs "oh my god you are such a clumlotte"
by Raaawry April 4, 2010
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Rusty Clumper

To take a rusty hammer, shove it in a poor victim's vagina, rub shavings off of the hammer, and proceed to eat them.
Person 1: Dude, how was that fuck last night?
Person 2: great, I gave my girlfriend a rusty clumper.
by CLA_Bootymaster July 7, 2016
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