Crankymanch

A person that is extremely cranky to the point it sounds “crunchy” or “crisp” in a derogatory way.

“They were very Crankymanch today”

Crankymanch by IrlSecco September 13, 2021

Walter Crankyite 

Jeff Dunham's grumpy newscaster-puppet.

Lots of the folks who tune in to daily radio/TV news-broadcasts do so largely because they enjoy the pleasant/efficient manner of the announcer (think Lowell Thomas and Dallas Townsend), so I would wonder if Walter Crankyite would really get all that many people who would wanna listen to HIM read the latest headlines.

Walter Crankyite by QuacksO May 11, 2019

crackyfish 

young dogs

hide in my belly

crackyfish by nannys good peas July 17, 2003

crankmobile

A noticeably dated or worn model or issue of any object, tool or device that is still heavily used by the owner. A nickname with either affectionate or disgusted overtones for such a device.

Originates from combining the word automobile and the idea that antique machinery often had to be hand-cranked to operate.

Someone smashed my cell phone against a wall, so now I'm back to using the ol' crankmobile.

crankmobile by Eyris August 26, 2006

Cranksed 

To be extremely drunk.
(From the word Crunk but typed incorrectly while being worled and cranksed.)

We're getting so cranksed tonight.
I hope we can get cranksed.
i am so cranksed right now.

Cranksed by Crankster531 November 24, 2006

crankin' dat 

when a person, usually male, masturbates

Lisa: "Hey, did you guys see where Danny went? I haven't seen him for like fifteen minutes."

John: "Last time I saw him, he was in the locker room, crankin' dat Danny with a playboy"

crankin' dat by Serpent1189 October 30, 2007

crank biter 

A mixed drink created the morning after a party, using the remaining bits of liquor from a number of bottles not quite finished the night before.

Man, that was a crazy party, but hey, we've got some jack and vodka left over, let's make a crank biter!

crank biter by Thenameandlocationyouenterbelow November 4, 2007