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cooked

Being done for. Synonyms: screwed, you're done for
Guy 1: I haven't done my science homework even though it's overdue!
Guy 2: You're cooked
by ursocooked April 26, 2023
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Friction cook

Slang term for any sort of masturbation that cause rubbing or “friction” to cause pleasure.
My wife is a real chef, last night she friction cooked my sausage and finished it off with an Alfredo sauce.
by Dagalags May 28, 2025
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Rotisserie cook

The act of roasting a guy while spinning him like a beer bottle and whoever he stops on has to roast him. Such humiliation can be a result of a guy that has been caught lacking in front of all the boys.

After the sorry lad has been caught lacking, the boys will tie the looser to an office chair, then the boys will gather around him in a circle, and spin him around gradually (like a rotisserie chicken in an oven) letting his rotation slowly stop, and then whoever is in direct eye sight of the victim at the time his rotation stops must roast him then spin his ass in the chair again and repeat the process until everybody in the circle has had a chance to roast him or he pleads guilty of being burned.
When we all heard him at the grocery store ask if “Amazon has an app?” As if he’s never used a smart phone before in his life, we knew we were gonna have to Rotisserie cook his dumb ass once we got back home
by B.A.B._OG September 14, 2022
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The same thing as “Who let bro cook?” except it’s blaming the Fallen Angels for it. A reference to the Dead Sea Scrolls.

It’s used when someone sees something that can be considered an amalgamation, abomination, or something that shouldn’t really exist hypothetically or literally.
Person: “What the f*ck is that?!”

*Sees something that probably shouldn’t exist.*

Person: “Who let the Fallen Angels cook?!”
by Pseudonym2100 April 20, 2024
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Cooked

Adjective
HUMOROUSLY
(of a person) a bad situation with little to no hope of recovering.

Verb
HUMOROUSLY
(of a person) do something well.
Adjective
"I'm cooked."

Verb
"HE COOKED!"
by kp04z July 11, 2024
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Southern Unicorn Cook

The act in which one has already thrown the 20th natural light can at the wall and rears back at their spouse in anger, then The spouse proceeds to stamp a cast iron skillet to their forehead.
"Some dude" Did you hear about David getting arrested?
"Some other dude" No what happened??
"Some dude" His wife resorted to turning him into a Southern Unicorn Cook!
by the big gay boi December 19, 2021
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Cook

(Verb) To cook is commonly reffered to as to working hard on a certain task or project.

Pronounciation: /ko k/

The term 'to cook' originated from the Netflix show Breaking Bad, when they often would use the term about cooking meth.

From there it has been more and more commonly interprented as to just work in general.
Walter: Jesse... let it go... we need to cook
by Sveskejuice December 12, 2023
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