cleaverless

1- Literally: Without a cleaver; lacking a cleaver

Just as the serial killer was about to hack his victim to pieces he realized he left an important tool of the trade at home on the kitchen counter; he found himself cleaverless on a working night.

by PopFreeMonkey March 2, 2007

Cleveland Handpress

When someone goes to a public restroom and puts their hand on the wall while using the restroom and spreads their feel past shoulder width apart.

When I went to the restroom, I had to use the Cleveland handpress since I was so drunk.

by seunsmore April 3, 2011

Clevengered

Being directed into a task that is not possible due to poor preparation or an ordering error.

Without proper support we were clevengered and could not complete the installation.

by Service Technician August 25, 2021

anthony cleveland

A big fat redneck who dips snuff and drives a green Toyota that's a piece of shit. No one likes him and he can't fight

I beat his ass cause he was talking shit and when he tried to drive off his truck broke down he's such an anthony cleveland

by Greatandpowerful May 5, 2015

Trash clover

A term used to describe the mid that is Black clover, an anime series who's fans are merely NPC. This series is ass and should never be mistaken for peak like My hero academia

"Black clover is good"
"No It's not, its garbage, ass, mid. The definition of mediocre fiction, trash clover."

by Goatherostan May 4, 2022

Cleverability

A person's ability to make themselves cleverer.

Randy knew nothing when he started working here. Now he's even overtaken Ken Williams and is next in line for a promotion. He's got naturally high cleverability levels

by Benncm February 21, 2011

Cleve

To open up and discharge one's nipple onto an absorbent surface. Usually capitalised, and not followed by a space; instead most writers conjoin it with the following word.

I am selling a single bed, Clevedon.

I Clevedon the mattress, thus dirtying it.

by Andreas Vegas April 30, 2008