breakfast

when your Asian friend bites your cat

Lou passed out on the couch,the cat snuggled with him and when he woke up he said "yum breakfast"

by im a real girl August 29, 2011

Breakfast Cigarette

The Breakfast Cigarette is when you wake up & you smoke a cigarette instead of eating breakfast and it curbs your hunger until lunch.

The other day, i had to run out of my house for work in the morning and i didnt have time so i had a Breakfast Cigarette.... Yum.

by The Breakfast Cigarette Master January 16, 2012

breakfast dress

A dress that a woman looks so fine in, you'll have to buy her breakfast the next morning.

Guy 1- Damn, her ass looks so good in that breakfast dress.
Guy 2- Wtf is a breakfast dress
Guy 1- it's a dress that looks so good, I'm going to have to take her to IHOP in the morning.

by Decker Man Hime March 4, 2014

Breakfast, lunch and dinner

When a man eats a womans ass, vagina before moving on to making out with her

“Did you do it with Jennifer last night?”-Rob
“Yeah dude I had breakfast, lunch and dinner before it.”

by Maviles June 16, 2018

babies breakfasts

Alternative name for iladies breasts. Also known as ladylumps, mezulas, tatties, puppies, waps, tonkas, bullwinkles noses, tits, paps, threps, jugs, melons, funbags, etc

Gary had never imagined that a woman could cultivate such an award winning set of 'babies breakfasts', pity it was his sister.

by chesterpest January 17, 2010

Portugesse Breakfeast

The sexual act of making an omelet in your sexual partners anus. And then eating it out of their anus.

I had a Portugesse breakfeast this morning with my girlfriend, really wished she wiped...

by KingBooBerry October 23, 2011

Ny breakfast

A coffee and a cigarette. Occasionally joined with a bagel with a schmear

I woke up late so i only had time for a ny breakfast.

by Realman55 December 8, 2016