Bottled

Internet slang/lingo for when someone gets tricked into going to the shock site bottleguy.com

You should have seen the look on Neil's face when he got bottled yesterday!

by Carabas - Lewl October 10, 2006

the bottle opener

When a woman from Amsterdam forces her male partner to insert a cork into his rectum before any intercourse has taken place. Upon climax, she removes the cork, causing an expulsion of 2 bodily fluids at the same time. This is often followed by the woman rolling around in the male's feces/semen mixture and pleasuring herself.

Ian's friend Dan had the bottle opener performed on him for the first time unwittingly while visiting Amsterdam.

by MacGyver1138 August 24, 2006

Bortle

Referring to a drunk German who beats his wife.

Chance was being a bortle when he went to the bar.

by WesleyMontgomery December 14, 2010

blue bottle

When you tie a piece of thin string or nylon around your penis until it turns blue.

"so Gary did your mum give you the blue bottle last night when she found out you took her car?"

by whats up bitch December 11, 2007

Broken Bottle Top

something that is unwanted or no longer useful.
explanation: a bottle with a broken top will be thrown away along with its contents because the bottle can no longer be used and the content is contaminated with sharp bottle pieces.

An old cripple is like a broken bottle top, unwanted and useless.

by AAAnwar July 7, 2009

Bottle Rocket

To tightly roll up a Listerine Strip and slip it into the urethra of one's penis.

"That dude is crazy sick! After recieving a hot carl he went on to give himself a bottle rocket!"

by Scuba Steve November 25, 2003

Coke Bottle

A patented 3D glass structure that embodies both feminine curvature and phallic symbolism—its sensual shape makes it a collectible of choice among both lay and serious bottle collectors.

The Coke bottle is an American product that has conquered every country since 1915.

by MathPlus November 22, 2021