boardello

A "red-light district" establishment where da ladies are so voluptuous dat you get a major "woody" anytime you "lumber" through da front door.

Prices for access to da "willing" ladies at a boardello tend to be higher than at a boredello (i.e., where da chicks aren't all dat interesting), but as da saying goes, you get what ya pay for.

by QuacksO August 14, 2024

Boarding

The penis opened to accept the throbbing cock

We’re boarding now

by Turkeymonster November 1, 2023

board up the crack house

The crackhouse. Board that $%&# up. A term to denote a surprise exclamation of just how utterly ridiculous something is.

Person 1: They locked up Jamal!
Person 2: Board up the crack house.

by Manehattan Trading January 6, 2024

Boardroom Browner

When having a 3-Way in a boardroom and you shit on one of the participants forehead.

Yesterday after the quarterly meeting we did a Boardroom Browner.

by TNA Drinks January 27, 2024

Boardy the Smartboard

Boardy is a character from the Roblox game "Shovelware's Brain Game". Most people dislike him because he sounds annoying and somewhat like a Pedophile. His like to dislike percentage is usually 40% percent liked and 60% disliked.

Person 1: "Ugh, I hate Boardy the Smartboard! He sounds like a pedo!"
Person 2: "Well, I really like Boardy, he's one of my favourites!"
Person 3: "Ain't no way Person 1 thinks a smartboard is a pedo 💀💀💀"
Person 1: "Did you just say an emoji?"

by Zuri_Smiler December 8, 2023

board shorts

Shorts for men who want to show their knees and thighs, honestly it makes your penis look smaller and they look bad on everyone. It's emasculating for most people.

guy: yo he's wearing board shorts
guy 2: tiny penis coded.

by benby100 December 10, 2023

Board of Directors

Used to refer to your close friend group or close group of people

Hey bro, can I come hang out with you guys? I gotta ask the board of directors bro

by Aiviltovojw March 13, 2024