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Open Smith

Used to describe a large gaping asshole. Like that of Jada Smith when fucking Jaden Smith's friends while Will Smith watches.
Jada gave Will another Open Smith this weekend, and he loved it.
by Sequestered May 21, 2024
mugGet the Open Smithmug.

Crack open a cold one

Person A:wanna crack open a cold one
Person B:let's get those w
by Dicklover6942056 January 25, 2020
mugGet the Crack open a cold onemug.

open a can o' whupass

A phrase stating, "beat the living shit out of". Commonly paired with: you, it, I'll, etc.

Whupass being a shortcut compound for "whoop ass".
by Veridicule December 26, 2018
mugGet the open a can o' whupassmug.

open the mic

it is a thing, a real thing.

opening the mic.
I can't open the mic right now.

She used her last brain cell earlier this morning, so she said "open my mic" instead of "turn on my mic"
by carperro March 9, 2021
mugGet the open the micmug.

wide the fuck open

A term used when a receiver in football gets so open that there is no defenders anywhere within one or two miles of the receiver.
God damn!! Steve was wide the fuck open when John passed him the ball, easy TD for Steve
by Oliver426 January 15, 2017
mugGet the wide the fuck openmug.

kicked open pomegranate

What your bottom hole looks like when you've got piles
Poor Doug... You should see his back passage looks like a kicked open pomegranate he'd give his left testicle for some anusol right now but some f***tards cleaned out the local cornershop
by OMG i dont believe it March 28, 2020
mugGet the kicked open pomegranatemug.

Open Ball

Given a metric space X with a point x in X, an open ball of radius r (a nonnegative real number) is the set of all points y in X such that d(x, y) < r
"Don't kick those open balls"
by Nah-Id-Win November 12, 2023
mugGet the Open Ballmug.

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