Baseball Bat

A baseball bat is slang for a fat blunt filled with weed

It looks like a baseball bat cuz its brown and shaped like it

me and rick smoked that baseball bat

by RRRRR July 16, 2008

Baseball

A very strategic, complicated, and hard sport to play, but is sure fun to watch.

Lately, not only does America play baseball, but so does Japan, Cuba, Dominican Republic, austraila, South Africa and other countrys compete in something called the World Baseball Classic, kinda like the World Cup only it is a lot more fun to watch.

Many people find baseball boring which is untrue. Baseball is about 10X better to watch if your watching your favorite team play, which is why many TV Stations are based on one baseball team and many baseball announcers are biased for there favorite team. If your not watching your favorite team, then yeah, baseball is boring as hell.

European people can have they're soccer, cuz the Western Hemisphere, Asia, Australia, and South Africa are crazy over baseball not only making it America's pastime, but making it the world's pastime

by Spikesy June 1, 2006

11th base

Sex in the shower (with the shower on of course)

Girl 1: oo i got up to 11th base last night!
Girl 2: wow! what was it like?
girl 1: warm and wet

by Hana rose May 18, 2006

Barse Rash

The barse rash is a rash you get on your barse normally during periods of humid or hot weather as a result of moisture attacking the barse. It is quite painful, getting irritated by one's underwear. Normally caused by not drying the barse thoroughly enough, and normally solved with talcum powderng the region like napalm.

Man, this barse rash is killing me. It's making me walk like John Wayne. You got any talcum powder?

by Stolen Glory May 1, 2007

balser

Biggest fuckin beast of all time along with ooishi sensei

Balser and ooishi are the biggest beasts of all time yo

by Balser January 12, 2009

Baseball System

A simple system to describe how 'far' you have gone with a girl. It refers to bases as markers of your sexual exploits. From first base to fourth, this alliterary device explains the 'distances' of each base: Frenchie, feel, finger, f***.

There are many phrases that go with it, such as 'Pitch Runner', which is describing when you skip a base, and Homer, which is going straight to fourth base, or sex. Run out means being stopped before getting to a base.
Obviously, there is some discrepancy, like blowjobs and handjobs obviously coming in somewhere between third and fourth.

Person 1: How far'd you get with Jenny last night?

Person 2: Err...well, we-

Person 1: Baseball System, man.

Person 2: (quietly) ran out before first.

by L05 July 1, 2009

31337th base

Having sex while writing really, really good software. In fact, so good, anyone that uses the software for the first time has an orgasm over how good it is and how good it was for you when you wrote it.

Anal Corporate Employee: Why is everyone moaning when they use the new web site?

Very Hip Manager: The guy we got to write it made 31337th base finishing the project.

Now turned on, Anal Corporate Employee: You have his email address for me?

by Steve-er August 15, 2009