Barney Juice

When a female has contracted the Blue Waffle has her period, and the combination of fluids mix to create a thick, lumpy, purple cocktail.

"Grandma always has some Barney Juice in the fridge, but I can never find it to buy from the supermarket; I wonder how she gets it.."

by I'm a Walrus. September 4, 2011

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barker egg

An obscure slang name for dog shit, barker being the dog and egg being the turd.

Fuck it, I just trod in a barker egg!

by naughty_warwick November 1, 2013

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A counter offer to a trade in fantasy sports that is so horrible there are no words, also effectively ending all negotiations from moving forward.

Examples; "There is no one on this guys team I want, I'm gonna barber this trade."

"I tried to make that deal work but they barbered me."

"There is no one on this guys team I want, I'm barbering this trade."

"I tried to make that deal work but they barbered me."

by not me, a friend October 1, 2014

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Barney Satan

The most handsome human on earth and girls fall for him SO easily and love his 17-19 inch dick.

Jacob is such a barney satan

by Shaggy Jacob October 25, 2016

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barney conner

Barneys are known for their kick-assery. Will smoke you under the table and drink you over the mountain! They are not well known for their need to entertain peoples conversations, or pokes to the chest. If you come come across a Barney, watch out. You might have a good time!

That Barney Conner is a real badass. I heard he does "real nigga shit".
That Barney Conner is hung like a well rope!

by Collinoscopy369 December 19, 2016

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