bottle boy

I'm sorry i didn't mean to be so nasty it was just so funny! I'll be nicer to u in da future. sike. see ya at school!

Sam sucka Jordans cock

by Zoe May 5, 2005

play battleship

To sit at a table with someone while you both have laptops open, opposite one another, as if you were playing battleship.

Dude A: Ugh. I can't believe your didn't pay your internet bill. I really need to check my email.

Dude B: Whatever, let's just take our laptops to Costa Coffee and play battleship.

by ATowny April 22, 2008

water bottled

The shock one gets when they take a huge drink of what they think is water only to find out its Vodka ( or some other clear alcohol)

What the fuck that defiantly was not water I just got water bottled

by blonde bomber September 9, 2011

bottle capping

When you stick your finger in a girls poon hole and pull it out fast to make a popping noise.

"I was bottle capping with this girl last night."

by Spanky November 3, 2003

Battleship

Two guys masturbate while facing each other. Both guys simultaneously ejaculate on each other causing a blast and splash.

Bobby and his lover like to battleship once and awhile after a hard days work.

by Idontthinkso February 18, 2014

Genie in a bottle

An ailment that effects the inner psycho of a woman when exposed to alcohol, causing episodes of hysteria.

"We went for drinks last night and Heather was a straight up genie in a bottle, throwing her phone at her boyfriend and sobbing to the bartender."

by Unenthusiastic Owl July 18, 2020

battlestiffy

The notion that the hardness and willingness of your erection to go into battle, as if a sword, in relation to an activity.

I've got a battlestiffy about the next release of Linux.

I've got a battlestiffy for peelers.

by Saundo April 14, 2008