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Blue Martini Bitches 

The female audience on the dance floor that collectively share the same verbal phrases and visual characteristics. Phrases included but are not limited to “YAAASSS THIS IS MY SONG” or “OH MY GOD I LOVE THIS SOOOONGG” once the song shortly plays long enough to become identifiable and coincidentally being the fifth song of theirs in the last half hour. These females are most identifiable with hot Cheetos stains on two fingers and wearing a dress at least 2 sizes smaller than their actual size.
When Angie loses her hearing on the dance floor because a group of Blue Martini bitches excitingly scream to a Bad Bunny song intro playing for the third time that night.
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Gets no bitches 

Someone who gets no bitches is one who lacks female interaction.
GETS NO BITCHES
Examples include people named Mirza, and Ryan Bores
Gets no bitches by OogaBooga1832 February 22, 2022

U get absolute 0 Bitches 

You Get 0 Play
Nathan U get absolute 0 Bitches Where ya hoes at

Get some bitches 

Someone who has no physical contact nor conversation with female companions.
Ali, you better get some bitches. NOW! You're in need of female TOUCH.

You Get No Bitches 

If you make the LeBron Meme Face You Get Absolutely NO Bitches
Sam -“Hey Conner let’s make the lebron face
Conner- “This is why you get no bitches Sam”

Tony Gets NO Bitches

Tony is into girls that are significantly younger than him and into K-Pop and gets absolutely no bitches
ur a dumbass tony and u get no bitches. Must suck to be named Tony. You get no pussy
Hey it's a guy named Tony, he must get NO bitches (Tony Gets NO Bitches)

Wishes are for bitches

Wishes are for bitches.