Bean and Cheese Burrito 

When an uncircumcised dick, filled with smegma, deposits its filth into an unclean ass. Feces are usually mandatory.

I can't believe that chick was down for a bean and cheese burrito!

I'm circumcised so I can only have a bean burrito.

Bean and Cheese Burrito by Lenoroc June 23, 2009

bean dip king 

a man can only be named bean dip (the act of flicking a man/woman's breast with the finger, similar to dipping a chip in bean dip) king if he does this act to a complete stranger female (ie. walking down the street)

Phil: Dude, you just bean dipped that random chick! Man, you are the bean dip king.
Brent: Yeah! Too bad she's going to sue me for sexual harassment.

bean dip king by annonymous16161654544 June 25, 2008

bean jockey

A coffee-bar barista, or waitron, serving coffee for the regular caffiend and 'foams' for foamers.

Bean Jockey is one gender-neutral definition for waiters. Other interesting defs that's been coined lately is dub-dubs: Waiter/ Waitresses or w/ws.

bean jockey by hammer---;, hytham May 15, 2007

bean dip 

a delightful nick name. often used in a situation when someone forgets someone's name.

it's also a fantastic dip at a party and can be used as a conversation filler.

*oh shit i forgot her name...*

"oy! Bean Dip!! yeah you!! looking pretty foxy tonight. want some dip?"

bean dip by annetteinthesea April 30, 2009

Bean Teats 

What you get when a cow's teats start to shoot out colored beans, also known as rainbow beans.

Little Johnny: Aunt Joanne! Come Quick! The cows have gone mad and have a disease!

Aunt Joanne: Oh no dear, that's just them shooting out their Bean Teats.

Bean Teats by ginomcdinkwad January 19, 2009

bean of chicago 

it big gaint metallic turd that a transformer shitted out. If you're from Chicago and hate it and not a tourist you would understand it. And dumbass people go and take pictures under it and say look at us we're in chicago.

jelly bean turd that silver bean of chicago

bean of chicago by krissyalesana October 2, 2009

Bean Gun

When you sniff a pill and you "Shotgun" the dust that comes out of your mouth afterwards, to the next person.

Summer-Your doing that whole Percocet to yourself? Mady- Yeah! Summer-Well don't be greedy, give me a bean gun!

Bean Gun by SummertimeinMadygascar January 2, 2012