awki-sesh

An "awkward situaton"

Person A: So, I hung out with my ex and his new girlfriend last night
Person B (in response): Awki-sesh......

by cebuck March 6, 2007

awkward hurricane

This is done in a very awkward situation or awkward silence...preferably in public. First form an awkward palm tree then proceed to shake your arms rapidly keeping your wrists limp so your fingers and hands sway as your shake. Remember to announce: "Awkward hurricane" as you do this.

Friend: I hate the name judy dont you? Its so stupid.

You: My grandmother's name is judy...

Friend: Awkward hurricane

by Riley sapphire December 22, 2008

awkward hairflip

in an awkward moment, flip your hair into someone's face.

-''hi my name is ...., take your pants off!''
-''uhmmm...''
*walks up and does awkward hairflip*

by anotherlifeisdead February 2, 2009

Awkward Umbrella

Words used to describe the gesture made by your left hand after a line or series of lines have been spoken that have now resulted in an uncomfortable silence or noticeably awkward moment. The person executing the "Awkward Umbrella" is holding up an imaginary umbrella and moving their head around slightly to try and stay under this imaginary umbrella being blown by the imaginary wind.

Blah Blah made another awkward comment about her imaginary friends. So I whipped out my awkward umbrella hoping not to get wet from her awkward comments.

by FLICKA_DA BOWLER July 24, 2009

awkward goose

if your in a really awkward situation then you put your arm up into a goose shape and mouth awkward goose to make everyone laugh.

Joey: so yeah, i shagged your mum
Chandler: mate what the fuck

*AWKWARD ATMOSPHERE*

Ross: *awkward goose*
Everyone else: hahahahhahahahahahah

by shanshanshanshan April 16, 2010

Awkward Roger

Similar to an awkward boner, an awkward roger is an untimely male erection. While not visible to onlookers, the erection is felt by the aroused male and, thus, elicits a response of awkwardness. An awkward roger can occur in the following situations:

1. While in the process of an important job interview (employer or potential employee)
2. While attending a funeral
3. While holding a friend's newborn child
4. While public speaking
5. While meeting in-laws, a foreign dignitary, or religious leader
6. While ordering a sandwich at the deli
7. While being fitted for a tuxedo
8. While at the customer service desk at a department store
9. While getting pictures taken with Santa Clause
10. While lifting something heavy
11. While using public transit
12. While lighting a friend's cigar
13. While watching your child's school play
14. While confessing your sins to a priest
15. While receiving an award

Bill: "Oh Brian, Elizabeth is so adorable. Can I hold her?"

Brian: "Of course."

Bill: "She's so swe--"

Brian: "What's the matter."

Bill: "Awkward roger!"

I met Pope John Paul II the other day and got an awkward roger just as I was leaning in for a hug.

by Lance Stickman March 22, 2011

Awkward

When you and a significant other walks into your room and someone is laying naked on your bed.

Ex 1:
Female: This is so awkward.... He's just a jealous ex.

Ex 2:
Male: She must be looking for my brother.
Female: I thought you were an only child?
Male: Awkward..

by Foxx870 April 15, 2011