by kuran xd October 5, 2020

a long period of time in which a person dose not express a want for a relationship and remains like a turtle within its shell.
by Daddystalin August 4, 2017

Fake, superficial, insecure relationship for show. So fake it's like you can see straight through it like a WiFi signal.
1. You know Sarah and Gregory got a WiFi relationship cuz it's so fake you can see right through that shit.
2. Chelsea and Thomas WiFi relationship on 10, they so insecure, they got GPS location up eachother ass 24/7 to ensure that false sense of security.
3. Mitchell and Brittany WiFi relationship so fake, even they air is WiFi.
2. Chelsea and Thomas WiFi relationship on 10, they so insecure, they got GPS location up eachother ass 24/7 to ensure that false sense of security.
3. Mitchell and Brittany WiFi relationship so fake, even they air is WiFi.
by Anastasia Huxley July 23, 2017

The relationship between a creator, celebrity, or other person with a following towards there followers, akin to a Parasocial Relationship but reversing the dynamic.
by TheLoyalOrder November 3, 2023

We don't have one. We're not friends. You are stealing from me. I do not want to share my success with you because you did not contribute in a meaningful capacity and while I suffered without the proceeds of my out efforts I did so ALONE.
Hym "I have no relationship. Anyone claiming to have a relationship with me is lying. I don't have a partner. I am working alone and seem to be the only one not benefiting from my own labor."
by Hym Iam June 27, 2025

When the baggage (i.e. commitment issues) from a previous relationship causes a person to break up with their new partner, and as a result, that new partner gains the baggage of the dumper, which causes problems in the new partners future relationships. Similar to an S.T.D., except mental rather than physical.
"Dexter, why don't you just date that cute girl from school that texts you all the time?" "I can't! Catherine gave me R.T.B. (Relationship Transmitted Baggage), and ever since I have serious commitment issues."
by insomniacwithnightmares November 20, 2017
