awkward reach around

when attempting to give someone a reach around you miss their crotch causing you to peek under them to help reposition your hand thus causing you to lose balance and fall over causing you to spooge on yourself.
awkward reach around

GF-yeah i was with jake last night and when he was giving me anal he pulled an awkward reach around and jizzed all over his own face.

Freind-laughs*

GF- STFU

by IHateYouAllll July 10, 2010

up around the sun

a euphemism for "rimjob"

He was anxious after she asked him to get "up around the sun."

by Roscoe Rascoe January 30, 2023

turn around gang

Flying packs to different states, returning to your origin within 24-48 hours

Mad turn around gang

by getbandzz February 12, 2023

Cupcake Reach Around

During anal sex, the party in the rear with ether hand will reach between both parties' legs and take hold of the other party's genitals, pulls backwards while thrusting.

Does this cupcake reach around cum with icing?

by bferon August 4, 2009

Move-Around-Management

The act of managing by moving multiple people from position to position without a real reason other than to look like management is taking place.

after hearing the manager yell: "Carl, take over on fries, Winston, jump to the grill, John, take some orders." Bob could not help but grimace, realizing that another day of move-around-management is taking place.

by Zazelmaf March 8, 2010

screwin around corners

when someone jacks off too much with the same hand-winds up with a bent dick

situation-in the showers after gym class"boy russ, your crank is bent like hell, you been screwing around corners?"

by jr December 11, 2004

play cards around

To devote thinking time to a subject. To discuss an idea during a card game (traditionally criminal).

"Nice idea, we should play cards around it."

by Liam Harper May 17, 2006