Apple

The gratest and most reliable weapon against doctors.

"An apple a day keeps the doctor away."

by exhausted peaches May 29, 2018

Apple

That company that makes the same products every year and charges you more for it because they say they changed everything when clearly they changed nothing.

I bought the new iPhone from Apple. It's exactly the fucking same as the last one but I'm cool because I have the newest phone that cost like $1000

by computerman76 March 10, 2018

Apple Slap

When one sits down/ enters through a doorway and doesn't wipe the back of their neck. Then whoever else is signed into the game proceeds to slap the living shit out of the other person's neck

Apple Slap :
Slap the shit out of him because he didn't wipe.

by Royal Dripp King 👑 March 14, 2018

apple berry farquaad

when someone lies to you or your board in general you yell this and be told to shut up

don't be a apple berry farquaad

by _ hijack _ October 17, 2018

apple

a thing your mom fucks

does your mom have an apple

by beyourself1234 December 11, 2018

apple on the roots

Derived from the saying an apple doesn't fall far from the tree, this saying describes a person who is exactly like their parent(s), be that for better or worse.

Damn, he's a real apple on the roots.

by Coldbrew April 7, 2019

Apple scruncher

Someone who tries to scratch their scrote in secret but gets noticed everytime.

Your a apple scruncher dude

by Juulman May 23, 2019