anal orifice

Another term for "asshole" used by intellectuals such as myself.

I don't know why, but I always pick the anal orifices for love interests.

by Toy December 22, 2005

anal gauging combat

when one dominant figure places his "junk" in another mans ass in a military operative type role-play

dude, did you hear that gavin and landon initiated each other in a game of anal gauging combat. dude that's sick

by cornholejoe October 12, 2008

Anal Rhyme

An Anal Rhyme is used to finish off a sentance with a surely hilarious conclusion. great way to break the ice, a sure knee-slapper. nothing more hilarious than an anal rhyme.

once saying a sentance or word,

you rhyme it with the following sentance included:

"You Anal ______"

word doesnt always have to make sense.
you can even finish off the sentances your friends say! You, Anal Cray.

person 1: I have to go to work!

person 2: you anal stork!!

person 3: I wana burn some trees you anal bees.

all good exmaples of an anal rhyme.

by kaelkrawnix October 10, 2009

Anal Dilator

A hollow cylindrical tool that is used to dilate one's anus for various sexual purposes. Commonly used for smoothly inserting objects into the rectum cavity. The use of lubrication is recommended.

Most commonly a generic PVC pipe of numerous diameters, depending on one's tolerance for the dilation of the anus.

Can also be used in combination with a funnel at one end; allowing for a second person to shit inside of the anal dilator, then quickly remove the tube. This allows for the person with the dilated anus to actually shit another person's shit.

by kingKracka February 5, 2010

Anal Claw

When your nude partner is layin on thier back you gently slide your forarme behind thier knees with one motion throw thier legs up by thier head and with your best asian voice scream anal claw and jam two to three fingers up thier butthole. To do a flaming anal claw just add deep heat to your fingers

The wease (eric) was laying on the bed nude before bed i Becca threw his legs over his head screamed Anal Claw and jammed my fingers up his ass.

by aintthisomefunnystuff October 9, 2010

anal tearage

The outcome of super intense anal sex and/or shoving very large objects inside of the anus past the point of scarred stretching.

My boyfriend gave me anal tearage from our anniversary date last night.

by creative butt buddy October 22, 2010

Anal

The best thing to fucking Happen to your anus. Its satisfying excruciating pain.
To your Ass.
Yes.

Hey honey! Wanna have anal sex?
YES stick dat penis up my fucking ass Oooo Yeaaa

by TheDamnCanadian March 6, 2017