Amanda

Hmmmm... What to say... Every definition of Amanda on this site is nice, and I wonder which Amanda's these people have met. First, quite simply Amanda is like the sun; she tends to shine very bright when looked directly at. Is this due to her attractiveness? Possibly... However, I feel as though there is more to it than that. Her eyes shine with a playful hope to be loved...or so it seems. Second, she is also just as good at hiding her shine in the wrinkles of her oversized sweaters. This may seem to be a way in which hold her cookies close to herself... Who knows. This girl may not be a tease, but she does know how to draw boys in. Amanda has too many friends who are boys, and while she has the innate desire to be a bro, she must face that fact that boys want her to be more than a bro... Finally, though she be very well-spoken, Amanda freezes upon talking about her feelings resorting to writing or a lot of "I don't know, man!" This is a result of her potentially believing that no one will truly be able to understand, but this doesn't mean many boys, including myself, will stop trying. In a lot of ways, you will never "have" this girl, for in the end she is the one that holds the cookie jar and your heart too. Hope this is a more accurate description of Amanda than the blind romanticized blebs about the perfection of Amanda. She may not be perfect, but she can be perfect for you.

Sad boi: "Why is Amanda not as perfect as the Urban Dictionary definitions!"
Reality: "Because she isn't, but maybe you'll learn how she's perfect for you... Probably not though."
Sad boi: "Hmmm. I'll wait a year and decide then..."

Dreams: "You will hurt her!"
Boi: "I do know her enough for that!"

Dreams: "You will...or you'll just suck a toe!"

by SADBOIRIANWITHAB October 29, 2019

Amanda

A woman who does dirty things in church parking lots.

Man, that Amanda, she’s a sinner.

by Sinner39 August 16, 2020

Amanth

A time travelling alien sent back to the past to destroy the Human race

I can't believe he's pulled an Amanth on us again

by Cheez_onna_nigga November 25, 2021

I need a man secure enough to handle my Instagram

I expect a man to be okay with me being inappropriate in my relationship because I am an immature irresponsible little girl who is good for nothing and cannot give anything to a man. I could possibly be cheating but I was raised by a demon monkey mother who taught me that bullshit

*Posts picture 1/2 naked*

I need a man secure enough to handle my Instagram

by Light Guardian September 30, 2018

national kick a man in the balls day

april 7th is national kick men in the balls day for being disrespectful fucks

person 1: hey have you heard that tomorrow is national kick a man in the balls day!?

person 2: yeah, im so excited!

by rin 🌞 March 20, 2021

amanda gonia

amanda gonia is a sexy mother fucker

i saw amanda gonia walking down the street and i was like wowzers.

by greg ostrowski October 9, 2008

Amanda

(1) An over used, common, boring female name.

(2) A female that is really a male.

(1) Hi, I'm Amanda and this is my friend Amanda and that is her friend Amanda and so on...

(2) A-MAN-DA.

Is that a guy or a girl? Neither it's an AMANDA!

by D.H.H January 20, 2009