A woman who, under normal circumstances, would appear quite plain, seemingly becomes much more attractive after one is trapped on a train with her for a couple of days.
by Chud Kroeger July 11, 2011
Get the Train Cutemug. 1. a group chat that is full of people who consistently REK one another and talk about stupid things 24/7
2. A metaphorical train that holds people that have been rekt
2. A metaphorical train that holds people that have been rekt
1.
Did you check "The Rekt Train?"
Are you kidding? I have 1,450 unread messages from that thing.
2.
Has Jonah gotten off the rekt train?
No. He never has, and he never will. He's always being rekt.
Did you check "The Rekt Train?"
Are you kidding? I have 1,450 unread messages from that thing.
2.
Has Jonah gotten off the rekt train?
No. He never has, and he never will. He's always being rekt.
by espolavirus March 8, 2015
Get the The Rekt Trainmug. by le jenn April 17, 2010
Get the draining the trainmug. Sarah: Did you ride Mikes Dandy Train last night?
Katie: You mean his penis?
Sarah: Yes his penis.
Katie: Yeah I rode it all night long.
Katie: You mean his penis?
Sarah: Yes his penis.
Katie: Yeah I rode it all night long.
by Slightlyabnormalpenis February 28, 2018
Get the Dandy Trainmug. A train that tells paramedics they’re not gonna make it in time. If a paramedic or any other rescue vehicle gets stopped by a train on their way to someone, they’re not gonna make it there. This is a common myth by many people.
Rick: Why did this man die yesterday? The ambulance was almost there.
Harry: Because there was a soul train.
Harry: Because there was a soul train.
by curlycows February 8, 2020
Get the Soul Trainmug. When you want to revisit a sexual encounter from an earlier time in your life to see if your recollection of their genitalia size has been accurate all these years.
In high school I hooked up with this guy and his dick was bigger than a Gatorade bottle and I couldn’t even fit it in my mouth.
15 years later I wish he was single so I could try again. I wasn’t even dick-trained back then.
15 years later I wish he was single so I could try again. I wasn’t even dick-trained back then.
by HotTomHanks October 13, 2019
Get the Dick-trainedmug. The process by which training is provided en masse, in a brochure format. With key information missing for those who are on the frontline and responsible for servicing the customer.
Customer: Hi, could you assist me in generating a report from (insert any software here)? I have been trying for hours and can't get the reports to work.
Call Centre person: Sure, (reads from page 3 of the brochure), after brochure training. The same brochure the client has.
Customer: I did that but nothing happens.
Call Centre person: I am sorry, you will need to contact your IT guy to fix your computer.
Customer: @*@*@*@*@*@*@*@*!!!!!
Poor customer had an older version of Adobe Reader which was not compatible with the software.
Call Centre person: Sure, (reads from page 3 of the brochure), after brochure training. The same brochure the client has.
Customer: I did that but nothing happens.
Call Centre person: I am sorry, you will need to contact your IT guy to fix your computer.
Customer: @*@*@*@*@*@*@*@*!!!!!
Poor customer had an older version of Adobe Reader which was not compatible with the software.
by thisisnuts January 27, 2013
Get the brochure trainingmug.